Samantha Colvarro

5x Salesforce Certified 🌩️, Writer/Chef of @CriticalCooks🎲🍲, Owner of @MazurkaCat and Missy 🐈 🐱 she/her ~ Posts are my own ~

[Samantha Colvarro @ISamGroot]

If you haven't tried "the other site," in a while, you no longer need an invite and right now the biggest difference is there are more people here that I wish were there. (Well that and you can't schedule posts yet)
If you're there, or if you join, come say hi 🦋💙☁️

[Samantha Colvarro @ISamGroot]

I'm deleting all but one social media app on my phone.
I'm on bluesky if you wanna find me: https://t.co/vrAI6Z7SCa
Still available via FB messenger tho.
Love you all.

[adef @adefgames]

people have been asking where they can see the block dude run, so I uploaded it to my second channel!

enjoy!
https://t.co/P8nM8leICm

[Dropout @dropout]

choosing to believe most of this is because of Dropout's 20% off 1st year annual subscription discount 😌

[Amaury BLM Colvarro @EvilAngel2020]

https://t.co/VYyyBXxXoe
#BALATRO...that is all

[Samantha Colvarro @ISamGroot]

@Joel_thinks Yeah. It's sound logic. If you are outside for less than a minute it would take you longer to put the cost on than you would be outside!!!

[The Lofte Community Theatre @TheLofte]

Dickens' Christmas Carol is a play within in a play where Samantha Colvarro plays Dame Rowena Middleton-Lewis.
Samantha lives in Omaha with her husband, Amaury, and 2 cats, Missy and Mazurka. In her spare time she enjoys playing Dungeons and Dragons.

[Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien]

If you are turned away at the polls-

your verbatim response is: "Give me a provisional ballot with a receipt as required by law."

Pass it on. #Vote

[Samantha Colvarro @ISamGroot]

Blue, and I can't emphasize this enough, sky.
Even if they can't for terms of service or really any reason THEY WANT TO!

[Samantha Colvarro @ISamGroot]

@LunarLanding__ I did this one. 0/10, would not recommend.

[Rekha Shankar @rekhalshankar]

catch me de*d on these hills this morning in @vulture

Read more of my Comedians You Should Know interview here! https://t.co/QNeHgqiPN9

[Samantha Colvarro @ISamGroot]

What's this? 2 sessions of dnd in 1 weekend? Wow. :) So much fun! #dndoutofcontext

[Samantha Colvarro @ISamGroot]

Honorable mention

[Samantha Colvarro @ISamGroot]

Todays D&D session was a lot of fun. ♠️♥️♣️♦️ #dndoutofcontext

[Samantha Colvarro @ISamGroot]

@ADHDForReal The less frequently used zip-loc bag sizes, a basket of dirty rags, the BIGGEST bowl in our house because it doesn't fit anywhere else, and my emotional support water dispenser that gets filled up when the power goes out.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

We practiced with caskets that were stored outside our barracks building. To simulate the weight of honored remains, we’d toss several full sandbags into the belly of the casket and then, for hours, we’d go through our exact movements.

Over and over and over.

(thread)

[Samantha Colvarro @ISamGroot]

@Joel_thinks @EvilAngel2020 @LunarLanding__ You win. 🤣

[Samantha Colvarro @ISamGroot]

More #dndoutofcontext from today! This one was fun, but I do have a headache. Unsure if it's related. @EvilAngel2020 @Joel_thinks @LunarLanding__