isa - a dog’s story

people hands. people food. people beds. people blankets. These were my passion. My breath was bad but my bark true. I was a very good dog.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

Guys if you are out there waiting for everything I say to be life-changingly funny, then you’re going to want to start from the first post.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

I have been a lot of things. I’ve been a sister, a googernog, a baloog, a catfish, a different dog, a Sparky-enemy, a deer warning, and even an eagle. But I think the best thing I ever was, was your dog. Your friend. #lasttweet

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

It worked. I’m back. If you believe in yourself you can stop being an eagle. You don’t need a bunch of likes. Just stop being an eagle.
Still feeling kinda sick from the transition because of bad eating.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

Guys. I got real bad sick off something. I’m coming back home. I don’t want to eagle anymore. I don’t want to eat more dedfish. I want to be a dog. I will eat dog food. Please.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

Look. Up in the air. If you see an 🦅 soaring then know that soaring = boring.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

My eaglemom Sheagle told me I need to quit complaining and learn to catch my own food better. She’s apparently not gonna chew my food for me forever. Guys how can I get out of this?

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

Wind last night was very cold. I don’t want to be an #eaglenow. I want blankets. I want treats before bed. I want neck scratches. Looking for suggestions to change back.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

More rain. More catching my own food. More indifference to deer. I’ve made a huge mistake.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

I remember back when my day job was get up, someone feeds me, go back to sleep. Now I am awake all day. #eaglenow I kinda miss the snooze.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

Eagle nest warmth: no warm. Other eagles do not notice this. I think I’m getting tired of preening.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

Who will rub the belly of an eagle? No one.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

I flew to your window today to see if you were looking for me. You were. Look up here! Aren’t you getting these tweets?

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

Guys it rains in eagle nests. Rain. Right when you are trying to sleep or whatever. I mean I didn’t know this part.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

See.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

Nopebody cares about another dog the tweets. But a dog who turns insto an eagle is big news. That’s why you’re seeing so many new followers and big like scores on here.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

Ask me your eagle question #eaglenow . Which is better clickers or talons? Talons.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

A lot of DMs accuse me of being a fake eagle. Say it to my beak, Chaz.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

It’s my first morning as an eagle. I am waiting to get my first feather so I can learn to fly bc I think if I try to jump down from here, it is gonna leave a mark. #eaglenow

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

My first day as an eagle went great. I am an eagle chick, so my mother “Sheagle” brings me gobs of dedfish. I do miss doglunch but sitting up in the top of my new nest, I see you and know you are looking for me. I’m up here. #eaglenow

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

Now that I am an eagle, I don’t get people food anymore, but some kinda pre-chewed goop. It is delicious but not as good as burgers.

[isa - a dog’s story @isasaurusrex]

Prob one of the scariest things to happen to a small dog is when an eagle sweeps you up and takes you to their nest and you live there now and they are trying to teach you the 🦅 language which is a lot more pecking than you thought. #eaglenow