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survived a miracle, lost the whip tho 🛬💥🚛🧠🔄🍝❤️‍🩹♿️🆕🦿🦾🙏

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Dear Lord, please forgive me for all my sins. But if you’re short on time, just forgive me for not untagging the original poster in a twitter thread conversation they are not a part of. In Jesus’ name I pray. Amen 🙏

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@Justincraiger yes call me or text 801–949-7246 i’m crippled btw but somehow my jaw/face and right arm/hand were unharmed so i can visit and hop from place to place 🤘

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tonight’s the night i’m shooting all them shots at my 2014-2018 twitter crushes. thats right ladies; extra 15 pounds looks great on you whether you have chosen to update your twitter avi or not. open them dm’s lest i slide into a thread from our mutuals, girl. 2013 memes acomin’

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back from #twitter retirement to petition the @nfl & @espn #please take #MNF away from #ESPN #forever. you cant keep failing so hard year after year and expect #fans like @HouseJunker and #me the #broadcast #bandwagon, @terry. maybe put @ware and @justinbonnema in the #booth with

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@SenHawleyPress @MLB Is this a televised address or a press briefing? Or is the cameraman one of those traitors-should-be-hanged-for-treason types? Why’s he keep making eye contact with the camera?

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@AnarchyInDaUS @NoTyAnWi @briebriejoy access to achievable oligarchy for all americans

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@Barbyy i haven’t tweeted since July but hearing that adorable save between songs, I figured I’d pull over and download the app again. Love your show, great eclectic mix of old and new. But always bangers <3

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@justinbonnema *Neil Desgrasse Tyson voice*

Buffalo Wings are neither wings nor derived from either the American bison or its sub-Saharan African cousin, the water buffalo.

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@AOC I say @GreatBasinNPS, home to the oldest living organisms on Earth(bristlecone pines). Not rugged enough to be dangerous, never busy even on holidays, FREE ADMISSION, and has ZERO light pollution! The Milky Way is always what I show people to blow their mind when they visit. 🌚🌟

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Blitzen Trapper
Manchester Orchestra
Brand New
Lyrics Born
Vacationer
The Helio Sequence
Great Good Fine Ok
Bully
Drew Holcomb and The Neighbors
Sondre Lerche
Ra Ra Riot
Rainbow Kitten Surprise
The Damnwells
Titus Andronicus
POS
Luna Halo
Scratch Track
The Mountain Goats
NSync 😳

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@justinbonnema @RunBrinksyRun Start tucking them in 👍

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@justinbonnema

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@justinbonnema is this true?

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@justinbonnema And crystal clear call quality

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@lateshoes Shortly after sending this tweet i realized it was actually just an open house at my place for the Liberty Wells Arachnid Community. i didn’t even have time to tweet about befriend all the others i found before feeling safe enough to fall asleep 🙁

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Reason #573 why you should NEVER move to Utah. If you have a parking ticket go delinquent they send these tiny assassins with the SECOND NOTICE 😳

[jas🧚🏽‍♀️ @lonae99]

My dog is in labor & her man is out doing what he wants!!! this is living proof that men are not shit!!!!

[Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri]

sunday night meme

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@DanHayesMLB La Tortuga does not walk.

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@SenKamalaHarris

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@justinbonnema I’m glad you still text me these things in case I fully log off social media. Twitter is going the way of Instagram, and Alphabet is closing down Google+. Pretty soon i’ll only be signing into LinkedIn when i’m between jobs 😬