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if i was justin Bieber, i too would force people to watch me karaoke my own songs

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the only time the men's bathroom line is longer than the women's is at engineering conferences

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ritz crackers: The American Croissant

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@Ritzcrackers : The American Crossiant

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@Ritzcrackers : The American Crossiant

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@Ritzcrackers .. The American Crossiant

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corporate culture is just another flavor of a cult

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govt elections should be love island style: no regular candence, they'll get a text that the public has been voting and someone is getting dumped from the island..maybe then they would finally take action instead of fundraising for the next election

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one time my mom went to a supreme court hearing and said Clarence Thomas slept through the entire thing, so glad he had the power to take away my constitutional right to an abortion!!

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the real reason the stock market is so bad is bc of the adderall shortage in nyc..wall street bois are struggling

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@braddavi34 you put your full bussy into it tonight. we still love you king

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joe burrow is just grownup Dash from the incredibles

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@katyaellis_ I think Margot needs a little laptop

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UFC is for straight men who want to experiment with soft core gay porn

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"we have a reoccurring segment on our show where we do a deep dive on our guests instagram" i say to no one when i google any celebrity

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don’t listen to the haters! post that spotify wrapped! i deeply care about your music taste

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this belongs in a museum. modern art

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raheem sterling is absolutely caked up

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@alauni_greig i have 3 of these and love them! https://t.co/pajSzfdNQ9

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why doesn't Daniel kaluuya have social media... I need that in my life