inga 🦋

🌧️🎱🫧🌌🌬️🪩

[stride @xedirts]

this is exactly how i think dua lipa’s life is

[inga 🦋 @ischmetz]

and that’s why bestie and i got tix 🤏🏼🤏🏼🤏🏼

[inga 🦋 @ischmetz]

i love ari and everything she does unlike you bitches

[Goddess Graveyard Punany✨ @xm_muva]

American women can only stay with their babies for 6 weeks before they must return to work. This policy was lobbied by Nestle so that American women are forced to buy formula and don't rely on their own breast milk to feed their babies. The American government works for corporations, not their people & until this system dismantles, people aren't going to have babies. This is just common sense.

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

if i could choose between the launch happening and that frog still being alive id choose the frog

[i know now @powcampsurvivor]

“boy cats are nice and girl cats are mean” your girl cat is just sensing the internalized misogyny you’re projecting onto her so she doesn’t treat you with respect

[t’es woke toi ! 🇵🇸 @teswoketoi]

apple said we’re giving you the PNW update

[csz @cszabla]

“we interrupt this breaking news about america’s latest bombing run, territorial threats, and police killing to bring you the latest mass shooting”

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

What happened to Renee Nicole Good wasn’t the first time ICE has shot a citizen

A Black man named Keith Porter was shot & killed by ICE on New Year’s Eve

Marimar Martinez was shot five times by an ICE officer in Chicago who went on to brag about leaving seven holes in her body

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise

[777 @_garrettcharles]

I have a fondness for her in my heart even though I don’t trust a word she says. similar to SZA

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

in lieu of the epstein files i’ve decided to start a new political ideology called Lets Kill Everyone

[tippity @tippity]

not a second wasted in this video. youtube masterclass. you are watching a master at work

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Another day in the greatest country on earth

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

two articles published on the same day. are you radicalized yet

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

YES DONALD, PLEASE DO A SERIOUS REVIEW OF THIS. I HEAR DEAD PEOPLE VOTED AFTER BEING REVIVED WITH A COVID VACCINE. THEIR BALLOTS WERE THEN BLOWN BY WINDMILLS INTO THE HANDS OF MEXICAN ANTIFA WHO PASSED THEM TO A TEAM OF TRANS PIGEONS WHO FLEW THEM TO THE BALLOT BOX. TRUE STORY.

[manny @mannyfidel]

while Cuomo's team was obliterating a square mile of the Amazon rainforest to produce this cringe AI slop fest, here's what Zohran was actually up to

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

“They were careless people… they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

[John Harwood @JohnJHarwood]

straight-up evil

[trish @ultragloss]

picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown