Foreplay but it’s the two of us rolling around on the floor beating the shit out of each other. There’s so much blood it’s slippery and messy. We kiss between hits and our spit and blood mix in our mouths. Whoever wins gets to brutally fuck the other.
Somebody who lives in a first world country : no but you don’t get it this place fucking suuuuucks. GOD I hate it here. YOU are SOOO lucky you weren’t born in [much better place than yours] [inserts photo of one area that doesn’t even look bad]
@milkydough Oh my god people are such know it alls. Yes pookie you're the only one in the world who knew he has been simon riley since 2009, this post is obviously not about the mission briefs. Like, stfu??? Illiterate people.
someone made a tiktok about moving to canada and seeing pride flags in real life for the first time, and it made me realize i’ve literally never seen a pride flag in real life
we’re platonic, he’s my conscience and my greatest sin but we’re platonic. yeah he’s my rebellion against the encroaching dark, only mine. but we’re platonic.