Dan

Seen worse. Still here.

[Dan @isdanski]

Walking out of the room mid-song, still singing, then coming back in and finding out you’re somehow still in sync with the music >>>>>

[Light @yagamivanta]

Anyone else permanently going through a lot lately

[Light @yagamivanta]

When I say "I'll figure it out" I mean I'Il just adapt to whatever new level of hell is coming.

[Light @yagamivanta]

I am terrified that I'll spend most of my life watching other people live theirs

[Light @yagamivanta]

Ngl at some point I wanted to study psychology, but I have much more potential as a patient tbh

[Light @yagamivanta]

That mental health shit real, you never know what a person going through

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

If "stoner movies" didn't mean movies about smoking weed, but instead movies that are fucking amazing to watch while you're high, what are your favorite.

[Neo @Neo_Knightzl]

What's one thing you were told about weed growing up that turned out to be completely false? 👇

[𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 ❄️ @_1alfred]

Laughing in the middle of sex is wild cus why we bonding like this 🥺😂😭

[Dan @isdanski]

Finding a random cut or bruise on my body is always wild. Like when did this happen? Was I even present for the event?

[Dan @isdanski]

eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes but whenever i have something in my eye it's always an eyelash

How eyeronic.

[Dan @isdanski]

Eating a meal without watching something feels so illegal this days

[Dan @isdanski]

Y'all ever notice when you lose the remote you lose trust in everyone?

"Are you sitting on the remote?"
- "No"
"Stand up"

[Dan @isdanski]

When someone takes a baby from your arms and the baby immediately reaches back for you >>>>

[Dan @isdanski]

love when you ask someone about a thing they know a lot about and they start with "okay, so" because you KNOW you're about to get a novel's worth of nerd shit and it's going to be so delightful

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

The crazy part is avoidants will not even notify you when they decide to cancel plans and they text you multiple paragraphs about how you aren't entitled to knowing they are canceling plans when you ask them if they are coming.

[Dan @isdanski]

self-aware autists will really go through life thinking it's normal to be able to immediately explain why you said or did any given thing, then be utterly shocked when other people find it to be an ANNOYING trait, saying things like "oh you have an answer for everything huh

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

If you are over 25 and still have roommates, you have fundamentally failed at life. I don't care how expensive the city is. Figure it out or move to Ohio.

[Dan @isdanski]

Autism is basically having the soul of a golden retriever and the nervous system of a raccoon on espresso.