If "stoner movies" didn't mean movies about smoking weed, but instead movies that are fucking amazing to watch while you're high, what are your favorite.
love when you ask someone about a thing they know a lot about and they start with "okay, so" because you KNOW you're about to get a novel's worth of nerd shit and it's going to be so delightful
The crazy part is avoidants will not even notify you when they decide to cancel plans and they text you multiple paragraphs about how you aren't entitled to knowing they are canceling plans when you ask them if they are coming.
self-aware autists will really go through life thinking it's normal to be able to immediately explain why you said or did any given thing, then be utterly shocked when other people find it to be an ANNOYING trait, saying things like "oh you have an answer for everything huh
If you are over 25 and still have roommates, you have fundamentally failed at life. I don't care how expensive the city is. Figure it out or move to Ohio.