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[Uba @isdoreTech]

@S_kyy001 My android costs 1.4m

[𝐒𝐖▴𝐍𝐊𝐘🎭🦅 @S_kyy001]

If you are still using Android in 2026, I go just assume say you p00r Walai 🤦‍♂️💔

[Uba @isdoreTech]

@S_kyy001 here's it

[Uba @isdoreTech]

The whole noise about electricity has gone.

Adjusters Republic

[Uba @isdoreTech]

https://t.co/QbwItu16zx

[Uba @isdoreTech]

@Medally07 You get the point medally

[Uba @isdoreTech]

The only thing that will turn you into a crazy money printing machine is going down into the most shallow darkest nightmare of your life..

It will turn on that crazy switch, but unfortunately, most ppl will never hit rock bottom because they have parents, friends, family to throw them a life line...

[Uba @isdoreTech]

@Izzybamako True bro. Comfort relaxes people,

[Uba @isdoreTech]

@LiCsonn You're correct on that

[𝑨𝒚𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒆 @AyodelePhotos]

Hey Favour 😍
Text me when you need a husband 🤗♥️

[Web3 Flexx.ETH🌐✨ @FlexxWeb3]

Rich people go serve you 5 tablespoon of rice,till dey ask you "Can you finish it" 😁😂

[Uba @isdoreTech]

@S_kyy001 The first one.

[𝐒𝐖▴𝐍𝐊𝐘🎭🦅 @S_kyy001]

Guysss, which is more comfortable for you?🤔

This. Or. That

[Uba @isdoreTech]

@AcelifeMoses @Opehyehmmi Haha you never know

[Uba @isdoreTech]

About seven years ago, I found a newly bought iPhone and handed it to a nearby shop owner so the real owner could reclaim it.

A stud and the girlfriend later came looking for it and were shocked I didn’t take it. They thanked me, took my number, and treated me to a meal.

We became friends after that, but I later moved away and lost contact. Sometimes I wonder where they are now.

[Uba @isdoreTech]

@Centpraise1 Na lie joor

[Centpraise🟠 @Centpraise1]

Any man that pays bills for a girl while in a long-distance relationship is a fo0l.

[Uba @isdoreTech]

@Mysterious_Wond Yes they do

[Uba @isdoreTech]

Why do female flight attendants always end up being the best wives?

[MOBYLÉ @Mobyle001]

Famous Pluto. ??

[Uba @isdoreTech]

@NancyAigbebhalu The umbrella bought you protection but forgot to protect itself from being left at home 😂

[Nancy_Priceless @NancyAigbebhalu]

I bought an umbrella 3 days ago; my umbrella was sitting pretty at home while I was drenched by the rain this morning, simply because I forgot🤦‍♀️
The way I slept this afternoon was as if I took cana, simply because of what this rain did to me.

[Donsyl @Donsyl36]

There are people who will start crying immediately they see someone else crying.

They might not even know why the person is crying, but they’ll join in and crying too 😂😂😭😭

Are you the crier… or the cry-with-you person? 😂😂