Isela

[Isela @iselawtf]

*>12 beers

[Marx @marxhatesu]

Everybody wanna be Mexican but don’t nobody wanna drink 6 beers on a Wednesday night

[lazo🇲🇽 @duperace]

FINAL GAME FOR MEXICO IN GROUP STAGE EVERYONE GET MEXICAN AND UNCUT RN

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

sundays are for being mexican

[Isela @iselawtf]

OMGGGG “bush” is NOT pubic hair of any length! A bush resembles a BUSH!!

[Isela @iselawtf]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I loved making pretty girls laugh

[Isela @iselawtf]

Honestly my main goal is to blow up then act like I don’t know nobodyyyy

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

why is everyone's main goal to get married and have kids like dont u guys wanna do drugs in foreign countries

[Isela @iselawtf]

Uncovering the truth through investigation (stalking and convincing myself)

[dillon @insectoid98]

being bi means you say both yay and bruh

[Isela @iselawtf]

Clanker? I hardly know her

[Lakeview East Guy @wrigleywooo]

Her vibrator is a clanker btw

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

i can’t stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don’t know

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

whats your bronouns? lately im partial to big dawg

[Isela @iselawtf]

Having a drink at the airport bar while listening to jazz. This is how I pictured adulthood

[Isela @iselawtf]

At the Apple Store and three different workers complimented me on my shrek shirt. This is who I do it for

[Isela @iselawtf]

Responding to tinder messages while I shit #hotgirlshit

[Isela @iselawtf]

Where in the prompt does it say they have to attack the gorilla ONE AT A TIME?? Teamwork and collaboration is not gay!!!

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

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[WAYNE ☆ @afftdz]

me in public wearing a band tee after remembering the titles of their least popular songs in case i get asked to name five songs