ishan

A romantic masquerading as a realist. 27. he/himesh reshammiya. I used to do funny tweets, now I talk about tech and footie. I like to write.

[ishan @ishansolo]

Imagine being a blood thirsty 300 kilo wild beast with a history of having killed other adult tigers and then being called “CHHOTA matka”

[KiloMike2🇮🇳 @TacticalKafir]

Chota Matka, one of the most blood thirsty tiger to live in Indian forests !!

He has killed 4 adult male tigers in territorial fights till now, has a disfigured distinct face due to fights

[ishan @ishansolo]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Abbey lawde

[ishan @ishansolo]

@globalwaffles Top expectation management

[ishan @ishansolo]

@lala_aayush @globalwaffles @_pauljoyce Yeah

[ishan @ishansolo]

@globalwaffles @_pauljoyce @lala_aayush Where is my congrats mf?

[ishan @ishansolo]

@sachyn_ @SocialChartered @irationalised Bhabhi namaste aur namaste bhabhi mein koi difference nahin hota

[ishan @ishansolo]

ARNE SLOTTTTT BABABABABABABYEEEEE

[ishan @ishansolo]

@globalwaffles Just run the simulator bruv

[ishan @ishansolo]

@globalwaffles When you have well earned money from sustained success..

[Ira @irationalised]

Har baat ke do pehlu hote hai. Two pehlus.

[ishan @ishansolo]

@afcaarush Let’s hope this goes through then. How about the price tag? How much do you think he should cost?

[ishan @ishansolo]

@afcaarush Thank you for the longer read, I just needed someone to answer this lmao

I am very bullish on him for his sheet traits as a player and an athelete, but how has his story been. Does he have the hunger and the mentality to hack it to the very top?

[ishan @ishansolo]

@globalwaffles Slot ke pressers hum Liverpool fans nahin sunte, aap bhi mat suno. We dont claim him, he’s not one of ours.

[ishan @ishansolo]

@abhi_analyst21 @Midwktmanager @Agustanleychie1 @TalkinGGoats @harshit Bhai with all due respect get your head out of your ass. If you can’t handle banter, this sport is not for you. Nobody’s gonna apologise for banter. Not me at least. Instead come banter with me, I always take it on the chin. I’m really happy for Arsenal fans but that’s about it.