𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊

parody account. written by #rand!

[𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊 @isheboth]

𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓…

[𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊 @isheboth]

ugh… is here. and tired. and sore.

[𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊 @isheboth]

the system let the big guy out, so he’s going to have fun and draw as long as possible, because he never gets to have fun.

[𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊 @isheboth]

“hulk understand. puny humans build big robots and make monsters to hurt hulk. cut hulk into pieces and experiment on hulk.

so hulk help mutants if mutants need help smashing ugly purple robots.

mutants are like hulk. just want to be friends when everyone scared.”

[‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ֶָ 𝓫eing of 𝓹𝘶𝘳𝘦 E͟M͟P͟A͟T͟HY ⃰ @Shugabsorber]

" Billions of dollars into military to shoot people on the streets and put mutants into camps —

meanwhile kids die cause their parents can't afford healthcare, people die in the streets when it's cold .

Yeah we're clearly the priority. "

[𝑾𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍. @diamondablaze]

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ᅠ 𝓔𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝓕𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 .ᐟ

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[𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊 @isheboth]

“don’t know you. you know the dumb one.”

[𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥-𝗠𝗔𝗡. @Websational]

“Now why would you want to do that, big green? Especially after all the times I made you laugh.”

[𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊 @isheboth]

“does hulk need to repeat himself?”

[𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊 @isheboth]

nghh.

brucie ain’t doin’ too hot today. so you get the pleasure a’ ol’ sunshine joe fixit gracin’ you all today.

[🕷️— 𝘚𝘗𝘌𝘊𝘛𝘈𝘊𝘜𝘓𝘈𝘙 .ᐟ @SPINNlNGWEBS]

the one & only...

friendly neighborhood,
𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍.ᐟ

[𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊 @isheboth]

mother’s day.

always a tough day for bruce. for the system.

[𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊 @isheboth]

bones loudly snap and shatter as they’re replaced by larger, thicker ones. muscles tear themselves apart and rebuild larger, over and over again. a voice turns from soft and quiet to deep and angry as skin turns from pale white to deep green.

and the hulk breaks free once again.

[𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊 @isheboth]

night is falling.

and the night is his time.

[𝑪𝐎𝐍𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓 @oldnotweak]

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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻 of Viltrum.
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[𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊 @isheboth]

a… an old coworker called him that, and he liked it. it also helps differentiate him from the rest, since most of them use the same name.

[debbie . ᯓ★ @motherofespoir]

is that how you call "him" ?

[𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊 @isheboth]

the devil’s.

[debbie . ᯓ★ @motherofespoir]

"his" time ?

[𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊 @isheboth]

well, chances are it’ll happen tonight. the night is his time.

[debbie . ᯓ★ @motherofespoir]

the day it happens , we'll talk about it . . and you'll see .

[𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊 @isheboth]

i won’t judge you if it’s too much. it’s almost too much for me some days.

[debbie . ᯓ★ @motherofespoir]

i understand . . but i'll do my best , i promise .

[𝐇𝐔𝐋𝐊 @isheboth]

right. sorry. it’s a reflex. you’ll understand why I have it if you ever see the change.

[debbie . ᯓ★ @motherofespoir]

i've been warned , and willing to understand . . you shouldn't worry about this . you need to focus on yourself , i promise i'll be fine .

[𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐌 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒 @MADVILTRUMITE]

❝𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐇𝐨𝐰'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝?❞

❰ #InvincibleRP| #MVRP ❱

ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ. ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ.
sʜɪᴘs/ᴄʜᴇᴍ. ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ & sʟs.

[* 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 ! @topclassdiamond]

* 𝒆𝒎𝒎𝒂 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒕 / 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 .ᐟ ✧

❝ they took 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, but they f̲a̲i̲l̲e̲d̲ to 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒.
𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 . ❞

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