tapas

i like women, i love women, i want to be with a woman right now! set me free! @rizla p.s. are you a priest?

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

I love being drunk and I will never be any other way #wateriscancelled

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

I have, at the ripe old age of 21, that is completely possible to have a full night out in your own!! To the point of being alone in your room face-down on your bean bag, too drunk to open your eyes!!! Anything is possible kids #mentyB

[John Cooper Clarke @official_jcc]

“Listen Al, have you ever thought about writing a tune about looking good on the dance floor? I reckon that could do alright for you, y’know”

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

I henceforth shall not be experiencing any emotions

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

Blowing my mind that some people are 12 rn, low-key thought that era was over for everyone

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

You know what gen z don’t get? Is that back in the 60s, Elvis was actually the grandfather of the y2k movement

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

Me: what more could you ask for?
Quizmaster: warmth and less rats

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

Starting to piss me off how at the beginning of happy Xmas war is over John and yoko wish happy Christmas to themselves? Is there a special reason for this?

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

I tried to be Alex Turner but I just ended up being John Cooper Clarke

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

Oowarrrr bernarnar @mai_denn

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

When I said I wanted to be the main character I didn’t mean in my group project 😭

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

Sling like a butterfly, sling like a bee

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

Strap-on ramen @mai_denn @Staropramen

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

I’m a great person to know until I run out of anecdotes 🤷‍♀️

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

Shirley can stay in her temple

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

@mai_denn 😳well I hope it was at least dumbledore?

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

Damien first, Tabi second

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

I wanted to go to goldsmiths because I wanted to be Damien Hirst, but now there’s nothing I’d rather be than me

[tapas @ishipmacaroons1]

Ten hour extended version of Alex turners new solo track - ‘love is a Morley’s chicken wrap’