Elijah Moreland

A Christian, libertarian, albino, geologist, gamer, and coffee lover! i work as a contractor to a certain fortune 500 company headquartered in Cincinnati.

[Elijah Moreland @ishmael5]

@Artifact_Scotty I bet there are some places in texas where this is true

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@Artifact_Scotty "robust regulatory framework" code for "we want to make sure we're the only players who can afford to be in the game"

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@Artifact_Scotty I did it, no discount code necessary, just wanna see y'all continue to grow and flourish.

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@Artifact_Scotty @Artifact_Scott @rooster_ohio The only cassano's worth going to is in Fairfield. They still have the old style ovens. All the rest of the stores switched to the conveyor/convection ovens and are not as good.

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@Artifact_Scotty If a person can't give a proper handshake, do you wonder if they are even a person?

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@Artifact_Scotty Now here's hoping my tilray stock keeps going up! 😂

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@Artifact_Scotty Looks so much thicker than the 2023 small batch! Can't wait to try it

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@Artifact_Scotty I do too! Some of the best cheese bread around!

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@Artifact_Scotty The only festival I miss you all only did once. RIP Extinction Event.

I also sort of miss Bewilderfest, that was always a good time.

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@JosephSBridges

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@Artifact_Scotty I try so hard to try all of them, but alas, the freahies always elude me.

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@Artifact_Scotty As long as you're prepared for us to be at least 20 minutes late. 🤣

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

The Reds are heartbroken to learn of the passing of baseball legend Pete Rose.

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@JosephSBridges @ass_beaters Yeah, this seems right. 🤣

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@Artifact_Scott This just tells me I need to bump up my posting about Urban Artifact in my Instagram. 🤣

I should try my hand at sour beer journalism and write up something about the best brewery in town.

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@JosephSBridges Also Toby. Toby is a thief of joy

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@JosephSBridges @nasboat Seems accurate

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@chrisbergman since when do you play professional tennis?