Honest Tom Perez

Honesty Translator
Likes: The Dollar Bills, Messing with Democracy, and Making Money for the Big Guy, in that order. Father of 3, don't care about their future.

[Honest Tom Perez @ishouldresign]

@briebriejoy @shaunking oh dang, I'll have to start working my magic

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@MSNBC @CalNBC Sounds complicated, would be a shame if someone made a "mistake"

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@CBSNews @amyklobuchar @chburns If by glimmers you mean all my walking piggie banks, except the "popular" guy, praising our super delegates, i might even let amy have one.

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@david_barkin @aVoice4MA6 @iskandrah My god is money, thank capitalism

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@An_Aria_Blooms Aw thanks "valued" voter

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@MSDNCNews Yep, yeah i would like to toot my horn there a little. Told him all the cool kids were selling out to billionaires.

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@marwilliamson Pshh i think i can handle a few million passionate supporters for a heartfelt cause....

[Honest Tom Perez @ishouldresign]

I can't f*cking even right now, what about our party's name makes you think we appreciate democracy....

[Nathaniel Mulcahy🪕🌹 @aVoice4MA6]

#OnlyBernie believes that the person who has the most votes should be the Democratic nominee. Pass it on.

[Honest Tom Perez @ishouldresign]

@GottaBernNow Tsk tsk, just pay me, bloomy mike. No need to employ the people we all know you hate....which has nothing to do with skin tone

[Honest Tom Perez @ishouldresign]

@thehill Yes, yes, did i mention you just delayed the caucus by another hour?

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@PeteButtigieg You're doing so well, i feel like i trained an illusionist. No one will google to verify, it's perfect.

[Honest Tom Perez @ishouldresign]

@TomSteyer That w h o l l y depends on his next "donation" 😏

[Honest Tom Perez @ishouldresign]

Well done petey, that sounded so off-the-cuff❤

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

How are we going to possibly fix our economy if the choice is between someone who thinks capitalism is the root of all evil and somebody who believes money is the root of all power? #DemDebate

[Honest Tom Perez @ishouldresign]

Who I need to pay to stop this account from attacking my DNC approved journalist

[Honest Tom Perez @ishouldresign]

@Star11seven @thehill @PeteButtigieg ....what are you even talking about

[Honest Tom Perez @ishouldresign]

@MSDNCNews YES bernie is finally finished and I'm not remotely concerned about how similarly hollow that threat is to Trump's rhetoric.....but hey MONEY

[Honest Tom Perez @ishouldresign]

@MayoBootyJudge That's the can-do attitude i fell in love with

[Honest Tom Perez @ishouldresign]

@BroBrahSama I love what my party's become

[Honest Tom Perez @ishouldresign]

@BroBrahSama @MayoBootyJudge @Krish_NCC1701 @MSDNCNews You indefinitely rent me, I'll have you know. If jeff bezos ever chooses to run, youre all gone. All the same, i got some great delegates lined up for you this weekend 😏 might even have to resign another dnc party chair for you