Umhlaba ungehlule

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

When she sees another girl looking at you

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

After she's done driving you insane the whole damn day

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

Never invite your girlfriend to a family wedding or any other wedding for that matter. I mean...how are you going to meet the love of your life if she's there?

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

Why do women love grabbing our ass, during this position?

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

Yah neh!

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

Manje uthini ngenzeni?

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

Okay phela.

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

Ndenzenjani na?

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

When you're muffing her🍑 and she just shits on your mouth💩

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

Them: Game of thrones, do you watch it?

Me:

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In a marriage, nothing will disappear faster than your sex life

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

@AdvBarryRoux Sizwe Mabena with his click click bang

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

Her: you will never get me

Me:

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

Usathi uba romantic uyijahe intombi yakho eyisdudla kanti isizovele iwe bhu phansi

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

Usathi uba romantic uyijahe intombi yakho eyisdudla kanti isizovele iwe bhu phansi

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

Uthi ubingelela abangani bentombi yakho bavele bathi "Haibo niyajola nina?, Yazi asikwazi"😢

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

In a household with one TV. The rules are very simple...He who holds the DSTV remote holds all the power

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

Women are brave, how can they suck balls? I mean, even I wouldn't suck my own balls even after a bath, ngoba ave linuka isende

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

Nothing chows you more in the summer than a mosquito😥

[Umhlaba ungehlule @isihlanu]

90% of massages lead to sex and we all know this.