‘me too’ U will never be him. U could only hope to achieve his level of whimsy and light. he likes being called good boy because he IS a good boy. u just have a boner. look at him. his boner is in his heart
Sometimes i wonder what percentage of the variety of mental illnesses plaguing mfs nowadays are because whenever they tried to open up to their parents as a kid they just get a lecture about those damn phones
“I AM A F&$KING SPUDSY’S EMPLOYEE, GOD DAMMIT I’M JUST STUCK SERVING SHIT BURGERS BECAUSE SOMEONE WON’T GET OFF HER FAT F#%KING ASS AND HELP ME!!!”