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Reality TV & Vibes

[Ms Roli Wa Liverpool Goodness❤ @MGoodnessr]

My aunt was found at her home, sleeping even. She wasn't feeling well, so she stayed home asleep during the day. A group of men broke into her house thinking nobody was there. A man driving past noticed what was happening and called for help. The police arrived, woke my aunt up, and made sure she was safe. That man later became her husband. They've now been married for 8 years and have 2 children. 🤝😭

[ISIOMA🎀 @isiomave]

Lorenzo & Mica are two sides of the same coin #loveisland

[ↃC @CHXN3L]

I genuinely think Lorenzo is just forcing a connection with any of the girls. I don’t think he’s interested in any of them. He probably just wanted to go on the show for exposure 🤷🏾‍♀️ #LoveIsland

[blue @bluewmist]

THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE CERTAIN I AM THAT WE KNEW EXACTLY WHO WE WERE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, AND THEN ADULTS TALKED US OUT OF IT

[ISIOMA🎀 @isiomave]

Angelista my babe is no longer a slow burner 🤭🤭🤭 #loveisland

[Malome James @LethaboMakgoba]

Love Island UK is good tv bafazi 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The more toxic the workplace, the more meetings it has.

[ↃC @CHXN3L]

Just rewatched the Ellie & Yasmine chat. I think Ellie was in the right. Yasmine tried to play victim while not understanding how Ellie felt. She was more than happy to send her home the other day and she’s been sneaky with kissing Aidan so, 🤷🏾‍♀️. #LoveIsland

[Sonic (Full Time Misandrist) 🖤 @danimordii]

Yasmin you feel weird because Aidan is too lustful 🤷🏽‍♀️ #loveislanduk

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Tshepo @tshepxm]

They won't admit it, but Shamea is taking it cos why are you mad at someone who laughed but friends with someone who said it? 👀 #RHOA

[a meek thug @gib_smoke]

my niece got from school and i was asking how school went today when she said, “uncle chijio, is it true that in the olden days you could buy biscuits for 5 naira?

me? olden days? tears commot my eyes! 😭

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Does anyone else spend the entire modern movie turning the volume up and down because there is zero sound consistency in movies anymore?

[Ghanaian Feminism @Ghaminism]

Nazification of Black South Africans in real time

Holllyyy fuckk

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Teams, Excel and Outlook after watching you enjoy your weekend

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dear Microsoft,

How can I authenticate my authenticator app if it has to be reinstalled and I can't access my Outlook app to authenticate it because it has to be authenticated on my authenticator app that I can't authenticate?

[Jamesee (James-E) @thjaychristian]

I’m sorry but Porsha and Dennis were meant for each other 😭 #RHOA

[ash for you ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[B.I.G......Y.O.M.I.……2💦🍑 @BigYomiii]

From age 25-35 , you’re one step away from running mad without knowing 😂😂

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

There are too many emails. Too many texts. Too many accounts. Too many logins. Too many apps. Too many rewards programs. Too many fundraisers. Too many appointments. Too many virtual meetings. Too many newsletters. Too many forms. Too many social media platforms. My brain hurts.