Samia

PLUMBER

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Ask me about water

[Samia @iSirmia_]

Leteni gigs. I do all plumbing works from piping to fittings and accessories. DM or Call 0798754249 for enquiries. Nipe retweet my next client might be on your timeline. @jobsearchke @Osama_otero @itsminabo_ @kilundeezy

[GROS ELECTRON SA MERE @KCDQ_o_zAdo]

A 12 ans quand j'ai découvert que ça ne servait pas seulement à faire pipi

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

AND

[Samia @iSirmia_]

Wadau how old is Faran Juma😂😂

[†emz 𓃵 @Temz_the_kid]

“Everybody in this class kneel down”
Me that came from another class:

[Samia @iSirmia_]

@Bd_irB_ll This was peak champion league football

[Samia @iSirmia_]

@PhoneZoneKe Nataka r50i nc ziko?

[Igb @igbgatzswag]

Me changing graveyard because they put me next to a gay

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

" I haven't seen you since we graduated"

Just give me your wallet and phone bro

[Jimmy @A_Rizvi112]

Now no one can say that we haven’t invented anything! 😏

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Daily reminder to pay your mamafua and casual workers on time. I hate this, “si ni mia tatu tu, mbona anashinda amenipigia” mentality. 500 bob to you equals clean clothes. For her it’s three meals for her family. Usikuwe mtu bladifackin.

[Samia @iSirmia_]

Anyone selling their StanChart marathon 42km ticket?

[Xcellent @Xcellent70]

On this day 450AD: Jesus Christ fed 5000 people

On this day 2020: 8-2

On this day 2026: Zero shot on target

[buzor @buzor042_]

If you're a Ronaldo fan in Enugu please come ogbete market come beat thief.

[Samia @iSirmia_]

@Mr_MikeOG Low trust society

[Samia @iSirmia_]

Throat imeleta shida wiki mzima. Wtf is this illness

[Pelé @Pele]

@Cristiano, que bela jornada você está tendo! Eu te admiro muito e isso não é segredo para ninguém. Parabéns por quebrar o meu recorde de gols em partidas oficiais. Deixo essa foto em sua homenagem, com muito carinho, como símbolo de uma amizade que já existe há muitos anos.

[Samia @iSirmia_]

@Darth150 @cloudevguy Niuzie ticket

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

Whoever did that is a genius 😭

[Fantôme Noir @erycoyugi]

As a father make sure you teach your boy how to tip the milayas