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[Ben Klingberg @BenKlingberg]

Kids, eat your vegetables. Every vegetable you eat is one more vegetable a vegan can't tell everyone they ate.

[Ben Klingberg @BenKlingberg]

Silence, WORMS!

[Ben Klingberg @BenKlingberg]

Facebook's full of raging Boomers angry they can't share their Australian space lizard news and Twitter's full of twenty-gendered professional complainers with purple hair waving their victim cards around...
That's it. Time to become a TikTok influencer.
#facebooknewsban

[Ben Klingberg @BenKlingberg]

Somebody should start having barbecues during Russian elections. Who’s up for a kleptocracy sausage?

[Ben Klingberg @BenKlingberg]

I got a Frozen Coke tonight that came with a paper straw.
I prefer how things used to be. They said it's better for the environment. I'm mildly inconvenienced and irrationally angry about it. Screw the environment. I want my plastic straw.
I think I understand conservatives now

[isis @isislorimer]

#ryanshawisover

[isis @isislorimer]

i feel like microwave food

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

420 is ten times better than 42

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

🌌☁️💤

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

happy birthday to one of the most inspiring people I've met on my short journey. Someone with the strongest ethical character, and a moral compass that is in harmony with a totally fearless creative abandon. happy birthday @Zendaya , hope your day is beautiful, friend..

[isis @isislorimer]

#callumisoverparty

[isis @isislorimer]

@Lin_Manuel pls break my spinal cord🥺😼

[isis @isislorimer]

@jaden

[Jessica Huseman @JessicaHuseman]

This is false. Ballots aren’t just printed on computer paper. They are specific paper weights and types and generally are sold by a small handful of companies. The amount of information required - and the time and access - would require a conspiracy of insane magnitude.

[Philip Bump @pbump]

If you think that a foreign power could simply mail in millions of ballots to influence the election, I regret to inform you that our voting system is a bit more complex than when you voted for class president in fifth grade. https://t.co/nYkaBYi4V8

[isis @isislorimer]

@callummmreidy and suddenly i’m hellen keller👩‍🦯🙈

[isis @isislorimer]

angela killed madeline mccann, she has been to portugal

[maria @dreamxox19]

Oops where did this come from sorry Twitter #Anonymous