Farmer Carl

I’m the King of the Trees....I’m the Treemeister.

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

How is Elon’s Musk not a cologne yet?

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

@_Savage__boi @tyler_dogoda

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

Fuck Russia.

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

Just realized I can give myself a mullet if i put some of my hair in a hat. Yeehaw.

[Drake Burton @bengalsdrake]

This guy managed to convince his wife of having a Bengals themed wedding… and he did🤣 let’s praise this absolute legend

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

@bengalsdrake @JaredFetters

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

@tyler_dogoda

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For those wondering, I will pay over $11 billion in taxes this year

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

Rainbow Kitten Surprise in DC on New Years, lets fucking go.

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

I need to go home.

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

@tyler_dogoda Hmmm I’ll consider it

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

@tyler_dogoda Only 79 more years. We got this!

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

@tyler_dogoda Girl you gon make me cry, I’m shooting for 107 years old so i can live in 3 different centuries.

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

Welcome to my hammy.

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

@tonitrigss Yes.

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

Just got a Baby Yoda InstaPot, today rocks!

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

@tyler_dogoda Thats a heck of a deal

[Farmer Carl @isitcarloralan]

@tyler_dogoda Are they hiring?