isjoke是笑话

Every tweet is Joke.每一条推都是笑话。

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#笑话 4> 上次在国外,在街边看见一个做糕点卖的帅哥,我和朋友一边买一边说他像猫王,他听见我们在说他,就问我们说什么,我想了半天﹕"king of miaomiao(喵喵)"

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#笑话 3> 一同学说﹕我搁的洗衣粉太多了。另外一个问﹕什么？你哥的媳妇儿太多了？

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#Joke 2> 牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。
病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！

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#Joke 2>
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!

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#Joke 1>警察局的电话响了，警察接起电话说：「喂！喂！」
「我的猫不见了！」警察说：「先生，很抱歉！这不是警察的职责，我们太忙了！」
对方说：「但是你不了解，这是一只很聪明的猫，他几乎像人一样可以说话！」
于是警察说道：「那你最好挂断电话，他可能正试着打电话给你！」

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#Joke 1-4>“Then you’d better hang up.
He might be trying to call you!”

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#Joke 1-3>This is a very
intelligent cat! He’s almost human; he can practically talk!”
So the policeman said,

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#Joke 1-2>“I’m sorry, sir,
that’s not the job of the police. We’re too busy!”
The person said, “But you don’t understand.

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#Joke 1-1>At the police department, the phone rang. “Hallo, hallo!”
the policeman answered. “I’ve lost my cat!”And the policeman said,