andrew ketcham

andrew writes about love • he is thirty and no longer single • his debut CAPTIVA is available NOW 🍒@CherryDress_

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

hey lovers ! valentines came early ! CAPTIVA is officially available on AMZN (link in comments) and will be available through @CherryDress_ website soon !

I love you all. But I especially love @KolleenCarney who saved this book from the dumpster and became a great friend ❤️

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

@bachlover1958 Refugee voices matter 🗣️

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

Habibi Funk 05 save me save me Habibi Funk 05

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

@prozacck Need u to simulate a 72 hour sensory deprivation tank by punching me square in the noggin

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

@SexyNoahCyrus Speak on it 🗣️

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

take your sensitive ass back to CoStar

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

sorry to be the one to tell you the credit card of ingested microplastics has migrated to your brain and is inoperable

[izzi @lZZlPOP]

he was so ugly wtf was carrie thinking

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

@MonicaJewinsky No ur so right

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

he liked the food

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

@dingo_stick Gm king!!!

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

@dingo_stick Hi!!

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

@Rawerheadrexx As chairman of the foot freak board we thank you!

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

my piece is in this go read it or else

[hayden ¨̮ @hydn_ngn]

girl move on

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

this flopped so my dick could flop harder

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

Also my poem about daddy sex, Delta Work ( @verydeltapod ) and psychedelics is now live over at @DrunkMonkeysWeb https://t.co/9TSfoegipr

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

@rawrheadrexd that’ll do pig

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

yeah and i was a whore too

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

in bed dog sitting re-reading the fucking incredible debut of @___sophieclare (a genius among mortals, the Pump to my Vander, the Mario Batali to my Cinnamon Roll, a queen of all queens.)

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

boyfriend sent me roses for no reason should i start looking for my wedding dress?

[andrew ketcham @islafissure]

Also my poem about daddy sex, Delta Work ( @verydeltapod ) and psychedelics is now live over at @DrunkMonkeysWeb https://t.co/9TSfoegipr