Isla

[vickeets | 🦉 @_keetley]

remember, if his behaviour has upset you, you’re most definitely the problem! :)

[Isla @islaharriet]

Every window in my house is open and I’ve just had the most RUDE awakening my house literally SHOOK with the thunder

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[emi ²³ ⁸¹ @pialbono_]

british people wouldn't complain about the heat so much if we still had calippo shots

[Duncan Lindsay @DuncanLindsay]

Thinking of this fallen icon during the heatwave

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

you don’t realize how much you’ve been downplaying a situation until you explain it to someone else

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[Robo @robowyd]

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

[Isla @islaharriet]

@hxnnahJR It’s the fact the last time I went for a run was in lockdown and caught tonsillitis lol, cant wait xo

[Isla @islaharriet]

could absolutely DIE at the fact my bestie has got us Ne-Yo & Akon tickets for my birthday 😭😭😭😭😭

[miia @miiagarro]

i love calling people weird. like you’re fucking weird. weirdo

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I think if March 2019 me
and March 2026 me sat in a room,
they wouldn't believe each other.

[The Jackal… @ToonDazza]

£200 for pensioners to keep warm
In the winter? Nope - @UKLabour can’t afford it.

£40000 to pay illegal immigrants to leave? Here, take our money.

@Keir_Starmer is a clueless cunt.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Does anyone else randomly think about something embarrassing they did like 10 years ago and physically cringe even though nobody else probably remembers it but your brain just won’t let it go?

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

How i go to bed on Sunday night knowing the cycle begins again tomorrow

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

me when im peeing and realize i’m drunk

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

When I forget to keep my mind busy for one second and suddenly I get a wave of everything that has ever hurt me

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

When you wake up thinking it's the middle of the night but it's actually two minutes before your alarm goes off