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Penis so big I get light headed when I get hard

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Fat bitches will do anything to look pretty but lose weight 😭

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Mother trucker, dude

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In grade 1 my teacher told me I cant start sentences with “and” so I started all of them with “also” instead

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How I got boogers in my nose but I cant tell you what they smell like?

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The Hunger Games woulda been a lot shorter if they put dracos in the arena

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Gonna check out Ohio to see if their rain beads off this Arc’Teryx

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We all started with tech decks in elementary school and ended at vapes in high school

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At this point the Fast and Furious franchise is on track to pass the iPhone model names

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Dms are open

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my bro said I gotta stop buying drip and start taking girls out on dates 😭

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that one year when everyone had an ipod touch in middle school was wild

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Should’ve known this world was a test when God made all the shias bad asf

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If I can invest in one thing this year, its gonna be the “Jordan year #23” instagram captions

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some yall need to understand you are NOT finding your wife on TikTok 😭

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gas prices rn got me asking esso if they got that GAS now ⛽️🔥🥵

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gave her my Netflix and a nigga named Trevon made a profile I’m sick to my stomach

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So I started giving the fat online dating app bitches a chance

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why is she following my barbers personal account 😭

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where the scary movies at? im tryna throw my popcorn in the air at the movie theatre