may(day) !!

that man's eating habits would kill a billy goat (may kalani mcgarrett) / @impulsefaults ♡

[may(day) !! @isleraised]

five-0's office administrator.
granddaughter. older sister.
keeper of gossip. gemini.
stands on business yet friendly.
chaotic pan. kitesurfer. 🇵🇹🇨🇳🇺🇸🇮🇪.
call her may. johnny's sidekick.
bird mom. hula kumu. coast guard brat

[lover lyrics bot @loverlyricsbot]

luck of the draw only draws the unlucky

[𝑪𝒐𝒍𝒔𝒆𝒏 .ᐟ @enduredsurfs]

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𝑪𝒐𝒍𝒔𝒆𝒏 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒎𝒔 / 𝑼𝑺 𝑵𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑶𝑪 𝑶𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒓 / 𝑺𝒖𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒗𝒐𝒓 / 𝑺𝒖𝒓𝒇𝒆𝒓 / 𝑺𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 / 𝑺𝒐𝒏 / 𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 / 𝑼𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒆
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[🌴 * nate @copgiggles]

police detective. honolulu pd officer. liaison. brother. step father. margie's other half. nick's bestie. navy brat. pennsylvania born, hawaii living. bi who likes to wear a tie. organs cat energy. virgo. very jumpy but dauntless. walking dad joke.

[ssa martin ! @pyrodives]

special agent margaret martin

ben's daughter. oldest of seven kids. surrogate mother. special agent with ncis. reserve marine. dj's bestie. secret musical lover. former dancer. german shepherd energy.

[susie . . . ✨️ @tenderscures]

susanna martin

aka susie. the favorite granddaughter. margie's star. niece and cousin of many. suzy's name twin. close friend of wren and hope. ballet, music, and animal lover. future teacher.

[may(day) !! @isleraised]

friend/ally !!

Special Agent Lucy Tara !! @pacificsolves

[may(day) !! @isleraised]

five-0's office administrator.
granddaughter. older sister.
keeper of gossip. gemini.
stands on business yet friendly.
chaotic pan. kitesurfer. 🇵🇹🇨🇳🇺🇸🇮🇪.
call her may. johnny's sidekick.
bird mom. hula kumu. coast guard brat

[lover lyrics bot @loverlyricsbot]

luck of the draw only draws the unlucky

[may(day) !! @isleraised]

relationships !!

[agent tara !! @pacificsolves]

friend/ally !!

Officer May Kalani !! @isleraised

[agent tara !! @pacificsolves]

ncis special agent. hawaii field office. ally to five-0. youngest sister. in law. aunt. kate's wifey. texan. tara family black sheep. latte enthusiast. turtle mom. karaoke enjoyer. firecracker. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇦🇪

[may(day) !! @isleraised]

@asclepiuslike Finally on break from her academy classes, she answers his call. "What's up?"

[may(day) !! @isleraised]

// as of November 4th, 2025- her full legal name is May Jennifer Kalani-McGarrett (after she and @impulsefaults got married while drunk in Vegas)

[may(day) !! @isleraised]

background & context !!

[dash .ᐟ.ᐟ @slapshotism]

call her deb. mother. aunt. older sister. in law. hotheaded. widow. semi retired. fighter. stoner. spends her time between hawaii and california. orange cat energy. family gal.

[dash .ᐟ.ᐟ @slapshotism]

daughter in law !!

May Kalani-McGarrett !! @isleraised

[may(day) !! @isleraised]

an average Wednesday at the Five-0 bullpen involves Commander McGarrett and Detective Williams arguing over who's the "reasonable one" when the reasonable one is actually Lieutenant Kelly

[may(day) !! @isleraised]

Easy, seaweed brain . Don't jinx it

[may(day) !! @isleraised]

at least once a week I get flabbergasted by the fact that the man I share a surname with hasn't gotten himself murdered yet

[may(day) !! @isleraised]

I think my husband is concussed

[ᵈᵉᵗᵉᶜᵗᶦᵛᵉ williams @disasterscriptd]

@isleraised

[higgins, pi @blondeswit]

aka higgy. former mi6 agent. private investigator. majordomo. super hacker. hates tea. sister. dog mom. magnum's other half. sarcastic asf. she's here and she's queer. 🇬🇧 born, 🇺🇸 living. definitely not a dumb blonde. friend & ally of five-0.

[may(day) !! @isleraised]

cop school kinda stinks I don't wanna learn to use a gun 😒

[burkey @shamedlegacy]

close friend/ally *

May Kalani McGarrett * @isleraised

[may(day) !! @isleraised]

now understanding the trials and tribulations of falling for an emotionally constipated lover boy —