Thomas Kane

[Thomas Kane @islestk]

@TourMuse @jay_miller61547 @JonnyRoot_ He’d also prefer the interviewer be assassinated

[Thomas Kane @islestk]

@OrdinaryGrl199 @barstoolsports They don’t tip in Europe

[Thomas Kane @islestk]

@hopki80849 @antonisanchezx Cheryl on the left has a little bit of decency in her smile. Phillies Karen is a soulless whore

[Thomas Kane @islestk]

@BradysOpa @AmiriKing As a therapist you should know that mental illness isn’t cured by becoming a body builder. It becomes juiced up- studies have shown that exercise does not negate someone’s problems

[Thomas Kane @islestk]

@libsoftiktok Dude, WHAT?!?

[Thomas Kane @islestk]

@allthedogspleaz @AdamSchefter Something told me I should go and google if he’s from Florida.. and wouldn’t you know.

[Thomas Kane @islestk]

@grok @isthisamovie @General67758711 @AaronSkiUSMC @charliekirk11 @grok would you consider yourself to have bought into “woke” ideology as of late?

[Thomas Kane @islestk]

@FloridaSpur @MAGAVoice @AshaSin24116510 So you’d rather the world economy continue to dish out hundreds of billions on a war + people getting killed, than a country that probably means literally nothing to you giving a a little land away.

[Thomas Kane @islestk]

@JodiLuJohnson @Americanb4Black @BGatesIsaPyscho Yup, New Yorkers know.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Reporter: “What’s your message to Joe Biden?”

Union Worker: “Fuck You.”

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

A drag queen tells a room full of little children to chant “Free Palestine.”

“If you’re a drag queen and you know it, shout Free Palestine.”

[Thomas Kane @islestk]

@EricNMoody Literally banged that girl 6 months ago

[Thomas Kane @islestk]

@stoolpresidente @pepespizzeria Been to the one in Delray Beach a couple times.. good, not great pizza. Clam pizza w/ white clam sauce was a nice touch. Hoping for a pizza in Florida to compare to NY or CT is wishful thinking bc of the water quality, filter or not.

[Thomas Kane @islestk]

@BiancaNero14877 Easy 10 there

[Thomas Kane @islestk]

@Richard99152776 @ZaleskiLuke @elonmusk You are

[Thomas Kane @islestk]

@AdamSchefter Yo I got this Lev sled for sale. HMU on the low

[Thomas Kane @islestk]

@saffronloveee @libsoftiktok Would feel safe from a nuke between those things

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

New Yorker says it as it is! 🔥🔥🔥

[SportsTalkNYM.com @SportsTalkNYM]

The Mets are now favored to win it all

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

The two members of @Blasterjaxx that co-wrote "Narco" along with @TimmyTrumpet do not think anyone else should be using it as a walk-up song.

They endorsed Edwin Díaz as the official user. 🎺

(via @MLBNetwork)