Der Kaiser

You’re either a lamb or you’re hannibal || Unorthodox Fellow

[𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓇 кнαℓι∂ @KHALYD16]

Kaduna’s first son, Mansur Uba Sani, enjoying his freshly minted Agbado-American accent. 😂 Mun shiga uku.

[𝐎𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐋𝐀  @Oyinlola_cfc]

Manchester United fan spotted fainting after Brighton scored their 3rd goal. 😭

[E @Ellis_]

Ndiaye and Doku on both wings is going to be so long for fullbacks ffs.

[Der Kaiser @ismaeelu]

@CarefreeDailyFC Penders will take over. Alonso is easing him in. That's why he hasn't named his no1 Gk to the press. Bookmark this

[Der Kaiser @ismaeelu]

Our morals are sometimes set by our limitations

[𝑻• @tahyvr_]

“no premier league player will start for my club”

don sign 3 players from premier league this transfer window

[CFChris. @EmenaIo]

Max Dowman is the youngest player to ever lose a UCL final

[Der Kaiser @ismaeelu]

Only one Champions League winner in London still 💙

[Der Kaiser @ismaeelu]

@AA__official Almost forgot, congratulations !

[Der Kaiser @ismaeelu]

@Blue_Footy I want Enzo Fernandez to leave and for us to replace Enzo with him. Our oop problems would magically vanish... Trust!

[Der Kaiser @ismaeelu]

@Blue_Footy If we're not in front with two goals while he's on the pitch then we might not win this

[Reece James @ReeceJames]

2006 a kid arrived at Chelsea with a dream in his heart, boots too big for his feet, but belief from the start. Fast forward to 2026, still wearing the same blue shirt with the same fire inside. This club raised me, shaped me, and gave me a place to call home. Through every game, every battle, every lesson I’ve grown. Now the journey rolls on, the dream still true. Extended till 2032… and still bleeding blue.

[Der Kaiser @ismaeelu]

Most of "us" are like Jon Snow. We know nothing other than being emotional and reactionary

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

We all wanted Petrovic to replace Sanchez last season but obviously, Sanchez is better than him now.

The club made the right decision and didn't listen to us. 😉

[Der Kaiser @ismaeelu]

Nah, Badiashile is not a serious player 😂

[Der Kaiser @ismaeelu]

Congratulations Lando ! We'll get you next season.

[Daddy Al @AA__official]

Chelsea. What a proper performance 🤌🏽

[Der Kaiser @ismaeelu]

We couldn't do it this time, but I'm proud of the boys nevertheless

[Der Kaiser @ismaeelu]

Soon they will hear our roar when we arrive ! 🔵

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

That shot. That scream. That night.