issmahaan

me, myself and I are so cute 🇸🇴

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

I wanna be as happy as the guy on Maury finding out he's not the father

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

@TheTBaby_ I have actually been watching from the beginning. It’s very entertaining. I’m at season 5. I would say season 1,3,4&5 are good

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

@TheTBaby_ Amazing race Canada

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

My mom is so cute. She’s collecting donation clothes and shipping them to Somalia

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from Epstein + skyrocketing healthcare costs.

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

@princessraiu 😂😂 you got this

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

@princessraiu Maggie 🤣🤣🤣

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

Cierra asking Chris if he really likes Huda is literally because Chelley wants to know if she still has a chance and flipped it on him for not trying hard enough?? Ace isn’t going anywhere. You wanted Chris to beg and closed off to only you the way Austin was

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

I’m so mad Taylor had to tell Olandria in front of everyone that he’s picking Clarke. If we’re being so for real, the guys knew and I don’t doubt Nic told Cierra. She could’ve told her girl or at least tell Olandria that she’ll ask Nic if she is wasting her time pursing Taylor

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

Everyone is scared to talk to each other to appear cool calm and collected with no opinions. Cierra your man kissed your best friend?? Nic should’ve been in the dog house begging her back since she knew he liked Olandria

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

The hypocrisy and double standards this season is insane. This is the perfect example of how pick me can work against you. Chelley girl, you should’ve been on Ace about closing like you wanted to but you wanted to be chill and now crashing out on everyone for a man that’s open

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

@princessraiu He’s still working on it. Keep him on his toes

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

@princessraiu He didn’t send you the song?

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

@princessraiu Tim Hortons

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

If he can rap the entire Dreams and Nightmare verse, he’s not the one

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

Grateful to have this dilemma

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

@princessraiu Benny Benny Blanco

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

Me & god are real tight rn. I said I’m down rn he said I got you

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

Finally had my long overdue hair trim and I joked to the hairdresser if my hair is at 20” and she laughed too hard. Play a little :(

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

Ahhh I can’t imagine the first person seeing germs on the microscope. I bet they were never the same

[issmahaan @ismahan1996]

Excitement is the biggest giveaway. If it doesn’t make me giddy, I don’t want it