Alvaro-Antonio Calle

☤Φ∆Ε☤ 23 FIU Honors : Biomedical Engineering, Premed, USAPL 83kg/93kg, “Homo-Deus” Ig:alvarostreet

[Alvaro-Antonio Calle @IsNotADouche]

I’m one delusion of grandeur away from taking up gaming again and liberating the Ark servers from the Koreans

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@kwiggles123 Its called money management

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@LYNNuminati I agree with the latter.

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@abigail_ortz @fabiocasal_ you got this King

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@LYNNuminati 🏃🏻‍♂️ 💨 💨 💨

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@LYNNuminati Tell em to add you on facebook instead

[Lynn @LYNNuminati]

Idc what anyone says I’m tryna see your plates post that shit

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This E. Coli really fast tracking my cut

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Bro infinite languages in the world and this man keeps choosing to speak facts

[hamstring hokage @rudeboy_fit]

Gain mass, eat ass

[Alvaro-Antonio Calle @IsNotADouche]

I feel this

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Homie Rescue mission update: Got him going to the gym 6x a week, day-trading, and now at night he’s playing minecraft with me. I have the monopoly, the wedge deepens.

[Lynn @LYNNuminati]

I just saw someone call a stripper a spicy gymnast and from now on that's all I am referring to them as

[Alvaro-Antonio Calle @IsNotADouche]

Not me making a post break up gym playlist for my homie who hasn’t even broken up with his girl yet

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Vegan block party this Saturday? LFG

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@fabiocasal_ It DEPENDS

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You either have big calves or the potential for fast sprints.

[Alvaro-Antonio Calle @IsNotADouche]

@MigsManti Nah bro we’re dating now spread em

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If the frequency of me and @MigsManti kissing as a party gag keeps up we are no longer “pretending” we’re gay.

[Alvaro-Antonio Calle @IsNotADouche]

Didn’t just leave but clearly I took the gains with me

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