Kwiggles

The Real Life Karen From Accounting . . . . . Insta and snapchat: @kwiggles123

[Kwiggles @kwiggles123]

My future husband and I on our first date because we’re both having a good time but also cripplingly socially awkward

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If I ever send this it means I’m about to choose violence and ruin lives with generational consequences

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Yup… still aging well

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I'm voting for Regina George because she got pushed in front of a bus... #PresidentialDebate2012

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@IsNotADouche Bitch I’m an accountant 🖕🏼 I do manage money. Is this you volunteering??

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You seem like you really excel as an incel…

[Rob (Flack) O'Hara @Commodork]

I saw a lady carrying a canvas through our hotel. I asked her what it was and she turned it around and…

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

“we want grandkids” best I can do is alcoholism

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When you like nice things but haven’t taught yourself that Miami is expensive and I can’t afford to keep living like I’m filthy rich :’)

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@MigsManti You sit on a throne of lies

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@MigsManti You call it existential suffering. I call it Tuesday but ohhhkayyy Mr. dramatic…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

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Instead of saying I overthink I use the phrase “analysis paralysis” bc rhyming make the crippling anxiety a lil bit more fun :’)

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I’m officially “Alexa wtf does guap mean?!??” Years old…

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“Yo existing is not the vibe rn.”
- @MigsManti

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@MigsManti and I are hosting a game of tag on the turnpike if anyone else is sad… I mean down to join…

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@MigsManti Just hang out in the divorce book section, better than any dating app

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Mullets are the new man buns for guys who can’t read out loud. Don’t @ me.

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Maybe I don’t have bad taste in men… maybe I’m just dyslexic…

My brain saw “fell in love” and was like hmmm “FELON LOVE” 👁👄👁

[Kwiggles @kwiggles123]

Roses are red
The sun isn’t shining
My mental health
Is rapidly declining :’)