Calamari Mike 🦑

Calamari ◦ 20m ◦ 18+ accnt / sensitive content warning

Professional Clown Enthusiast

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

anywho im only on https://t.co/cef1tYQw8s now

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

aight i caved and made a bluesky accnt
https://t.co/cef1tYQw8s

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

I don't know how to make commission posts or how to market myself and at this point I'm
1) too afraid to ask
2) too autistic to figure it out
3) too lazy to learn

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

Psst... hey. You. You like lil guys? You like really lil guys with big blinking eyes? I can give you some lil guys with big blinking guys. For the lil-guy price of $20, you can have ur very own blinky little guy, custom made. #commissions #artcommissions

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

Or maybe u want... a slightly bigger guy? I got slightly bigger guys too. $30 for a slightly bigger guy, lovingly shaded. U want him to hold something? I can do that. U want him posing with his husband? I can do that to. $30. #commissions #artcommissions

[WhitePearlArt (COMMS OPEN) @WhitePearlArt]

Metal bat brandished in her left hand!♫
#StarRail #stelle #HonkaiStarRail

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

#zhongven #zhongli #venti

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

👁️👁️

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

doodles #oc #originalcharacter #genshinimpactoc

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

clown re-does honk honk. #oc #genshinoc #originalcharacter

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

y'all have any ocs that get progressively worse every time you draw them ?

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

lights out, bug house
#oc #original #originalcharacter

[aid 🌱 @ tumblr/bsky mostly @Asuraid]

🌌🌿⭐
#GenshinOC

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

Disregard my earlier post of this #genshinoc / #originalcharacter #wip b/c here's a better one ദ്ദി ( ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

#originalcharacter #genshinoc ⚡🤡

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

#originalcharacter #genshinoc ⚡🤡

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

#originalcharacter #genshinoc wips

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

This also. /only/ happens in Fontaine. I don't have this issue in Mondstadt, Sumeru, Liyue, or Inazuma. It's ONLY in Fontaine.

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

Has anyone else been having some off the wall performance issues w/ the #GenshinImpact 4.0 update?

[Calamari Mike 🦑 @isnotanoctopus]

I play on a laptop, so definitely not the best machine, but I've never had this amount of issues, or even this /variety/ of issues, prior to this update. Most of the time it's just been lag or jitteriness -- Neither of which got worse w/ the update ._.