father jawn misty

allegedly mortal, terminally chill

[James Geeb @DabPenBellamy]

James Geebs spicy plays of the night:

-Jermaine Burton over 34.5 Yards
-Brian Robinson Under 65.5 Yards
-The @isotit special: Darnell Washington First TD Scorer +6000
-Zamir White any time touchdown scorer
-UGA -3

[father jawn misty @isotit]

@thiccdusky @ThPlayersLounge @aaronmurray11 @Truthh4 @putemupcdukes Excellent work

[father jawn misty @isotit]

That’s on slatt

[🇺🇸 🇯🇵 BillydaNick 🇯🇵 🇺🇸 @metrosillybilly]

Been seeing my Kirby Durag pic popping up in a lot of places so figured I’d remind y’all I’m the creator of that image. You’re welcome

[father jawn misty @isotit]

Run that shit back turbo

[Miles Garrett @MilesGarrettTV]

In case y’all were thinking it was over. Ice is going nowhere y’all.

[father jawn misty @isotit]

Also I was eating dinner a few tables over from @NYCMayor last night, he said what’s up isotit how u living

[father jawn misty @isotit]

I was wearing a sweatshirt I have washed 100 times when “why don’t we have a few drinks at the plaza” got thrown into the ether

[father jawn misty @isotit]

@NotArtieSmith @WaterLikeDrip8 Fye

[father jawn misty @isotit]

@PlayballCarti Ready, break! Hey POI: the largest Applebees in the world is in NYC

[father jawn misty @isotit]

How large is the gap of time between people using the meta verse and me and @PlayballCarti tweeting “highest man in the meta verse”

[father jawn misty @isotit]

We got into the wrong industries

[created the groupme @mydudeandrew]

@isotit Next time you’re in Atlanta, or I’m in New York, we are listening to DS2 while drinkin cabin DS. God, what a marketing genius I was. Don’t even get me STARTED on the denim jersey trend we established.

[father jawn misty @isotit]

@mydudeandrew Ws and Fs all around slime. Needa pour u a cabin room dirty sprite

[father jawn misty @isotit]

What’s up BA @DawgNationDaily , Works been a bit hectic and haven’t been able to listen of late. Where are we talking shop in Indy?

[father jawn misty @isotit]

@MeganMakinMoney @PFTCommenter @JacobHester18 Did Jacob Hester ever not convert a 4th down at LSU

[father jawn misty @isotit]

@DabPenBellamy Imo: Brock going for 100 in a big game is par for course. Need heavy dose of Zamir. 6 our most electric back but not gonna beat Bama being cute. Run the rock with 3, take advantage of LBs matched up on 4, and for Christ sakes keep 31 off the field

[father jawn misty @isotit]

Weed maybe a natural drug from the earth but the way we mutated that mf is certainly not in the Bible

[father jawn misty @isotit]

@bravodawg13 I have a place nearby called “bagels on the square” and it’s gas. I get charged differently every time but sometimes it works out well

[father jawn misty @isotit]

35 degrees and raining: got a little stoned on my lunch break having a cup of hot coffee grinding Undisputed. Feels eerily like being back at the Blue Flamingo

[father jawn misty @isotit]

@DabPenBellamy Directing all questions to my publicist @PlayballCarti

[we the people amendment (HJR54) tifa, esq. @BaggerVyvanse]

unrelated but i also might have covid. my heart goes out to the literal scores of beautiful women ive kissed just in the past several days

[father jawn misty @isotit]

The liberal media refuses to report on me and @downcrucial long history of being friends