James

Just another cucumber with anxiety.

I don't want trouble.

[James @isoughtskies]

Do you wear that much makeup bc you think you ugly or bc you're the invisible woman and without it no one would be able to see you...

[James @isoughtskies]

"Not with this leg."-Harry

[James @isoughtskies]

"She smelled like French toast today..."

[James @isoughtskies]

These marvel teasers feel ai af

[James @isoughtskies]

Need to get you some new crans

[James @isoughtskies]

When you have to pee but your dog is using you as a pillow so you just sit and suffer until your bladder breaks

[James @isoughtskies]

The dumbest question when applying for a job is why do you want this job. Bitch, you need someone to work for you and I'm overqualified just hire me

[James @isoughtskies]

Nothing is a sure thing

[James @isoughtskies]

The only one who knows less about me than my FB algorithm is our government and they've seen my asshole

[James @isoughtskies]

Why ig think we care about notes enough to get notifications when someone's note is expiring let alone when someone posts a note?

[James @isoughtskies]

Fucking consumerism

[James @isoughtskies]

Seeing birthday announcements for older actors gives me jump scares and I need to stop

[James @isoughtskies]

Want me to lick your cups?

[James @isoughtskies]

You ever see something someone called beautiful and think "Beautiful is a strong word..."

[James @isoughtskies]

Every time I say "Hi, baby" to Kewpie the Bixby icon perks up for a second as if I have ever asked Bixby a thing in my life

[James @isoughtskies]

"Growed" "just the woman (intended as plural) and the children"

[James @isoughtskies]

This girl had cheeto fingers in one scene and then the next scene she's eating cheetos at the gas station like continuity peeps messed that one up...

[James @isoughtskies]

How tf you still packing 10 minutes before you leave for a trip?

[James @isoughtskies]

How deep a plate have to be to be a bowl? Or how shallow does a bowl have to be to be a plate?

[James @isoughtskies]

Funny how trends start with an original idea and then millions of people who don't have original ideas copy them...this is why our growth as a society is stunted.

[James @isoughtskies]

"I don't think I need to fight that snake..."