I Speak Techno

I'm not even mad..I'm impressed.

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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever listened to the music they use on Shark Tank ?

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RIP Queen Elizabeth II - you would have loved Black Tiger Sex Machine

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@OfficialRezz thinking of you and your family❤️

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Me: My exercise routine will *never* be featured in the opening ceremony for The Olympics.
The Olympics:

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I did a photoshoot + interview with @WSJ :)

https://t.co/Q4ZF0RgZpS

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@meeniemogul i mean you're not wrong 🤣

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@meeniemogul 😂

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At this point can't we just call it Zealand ?

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@meeniemogul @OfficialBTSM 😂😂😂

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@CultofRezz Awesome !

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@liquidtodd 😂😂You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter.

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Out of respect for the guidelines I will only be making inside jokes today.

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@liquidtodd 😂you rule @liquidtodd

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@OfficialRezz thank you !

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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getting mad about autocorrect is the new road rage.

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accurate

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😂😂⚰️⚰️

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accurate 💚👽

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Keith Urban is a very misleading stage name.