David W. Eisen

Sabba, Hi-Tech Lawyer (Start-Ups START HERE); Bibliophile #DafYomi; Brig. @IDF Chaplain (Res.); @Wingate_Israel Cert. Tennis 🎾 Instructor

[David W. Eisen @IsraelTechLaw]

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[David W. Eisen @IsraelTechLaw]

A Dvar Torah (or a joke, YOU decide!) on Parashat Toldot with an introduction on HaRav Ze’ev Leff, Shlit”a, the person responsible for my being Orthodox, B”H:

https://t.co/6AXzJFCwXG

#TennisTorah

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@Ozymandiasht @piersmorgan Me, too. @PiersUncensored - your above OP omitted two vital words “Disgusting YET TRUE!!!”

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#PRICELESS!!!

Michael Scott beat Elon Musk in poaching Jensen Huang!

“Jensen was going to build an AI to replace Toby.”
🤣🤣🤣
https://t.co/nkRN6AiJqV

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#PRICELESS!

[Jesse Cohen @JesseCohenInv]

Whoever made this is a genius 😂😂

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@LahavHarkov Here is the MK and I had actually thought she was someone else so I am glad her identity has been revealed.

https://t.co/aJyJAJEJe9

[JustRone @JustRonene]

וזו רבותי נציגת ציבור בכנסת ישראל. אין קוד לבוש, אין כבוד למקום, אין כבוד לתפקיד - אז למה שיהיה כבוד גם לסמלי המדינה (הציוץ מתכוון לגברים ונשים כאחד)

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@LahavHarkov @mady_syf Here is the MK and I had actually thought she was someone else so I am glad her identity has been revealed.

[JustRone @JustRonene]

וזו רבותי נציגת ציבור בכנסת ישראל. אין קוד לבוש, אין כבוד למקום, אין כבוד לתפקיד - אז למה שיהיה כבוד גם לסמלי המדינה (הציוץ מתכוון לגברים ונשים כאחד)

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@LahavHarkov @mady_syf Does expressing your opinion not include disclosing her identity? While I am pretty certain which Genx MK this is, the rumor mill impacts all of the other GenX MKs.

[©️Jinchūriki @enezito_]

What is a woman??

Matt Walsh challenges a transgender audience member to define what makes someone a woman.

When the debate turns to pregnancy and biological sex, Walsh delivers a controversial analogy that leaves the audience with plenty to argue about.

Audience Member: How would you define a woman, Mr. Walsh?

Matt Walsh: An adult human female.

Audience Member: And how doesn’t a transgender woman fit that definition?

Matt Walsh: Because they’re not female.

Audience Member: Through my training in healthcare, there are several different categories for how we define sex. People bring up chromosomes, hormone levels, and all sorts of other categories. It’s a complicated spectrum.

Matt Walsh: It’s not complicated. So what is a woman? What is a female? What do these words mean?

Audience Member: There are no simple answers in human biology. People who go on to more complicated biology classes will talk about sex as a spectrum.

Matt Walsh: There are male gametes and female gametes.

Audience Member: Biological researchers would disagree with you.

Matt Walsh: Then they’re full of [bleep], the ones that would say that.

Matt Walsh: You’re an EMT, correct? If somebody with a penis is having a medical emergency and says, “I think I’m having a miscarriage,” would you consider that a possibility?

Audience Member: No, but that’s because some people don’t have body parts. Doesn’t mean they’re not a woman.

Matt Walsh: So we’ve established there are some people who in principle can get pregnant, and some who can’t. That’s two categories, otherwise known as binary.

Audience Member: Lots of women can’t get pregnant either.

Matt Walsh: Yeah, but they are still of the nature to get pregnant.

Audience Member: But they can’t get pregnant.

Matt Walsh: Truth matters, right? How are they still a woman?

Audience Member: Because they are…

Matt Walsh: For the same reason that I can rightly say human beings have two legs. If a person is born with only one leg, that doesn’t call into question the statement that human beings have two legs.

A person being born without two legs doesn’t mean legs are on a spectrum.

Same thing for a woman.

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Any response, Ed?
@Ed_Miliband

[Gideon Sa'ar | גדעון סער @gidonsaar]

It is incredible that your statement fails to mention the word “Hamas”.

It is Hamas that is responsible for the suffering of both Palestinians and Israelis:
it launched the October 7 invasion and massacre; prolonged the war by refusing to release the hostages for 2 years; embedded its operations within civilian areas in Gaza; and still refuses to disarm, blocking progress in the implementation of @POTUS plan.

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Here’s a wonderful, inspirational sicha in English delivered in America by HaRav Asher Weiss that includes a priceless memory of when he was an 11 year old studying in Cheider with a Rebbe who had a profound impact on him.
https://t.co/0nUnaRVIlS

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@AvielDabush @AryeErlich אין לך מושג כמה דברי האיוולת הללו מטרידים אותי.

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@rbarishansky @skjask No it does not, but it surprisingly makes a significant upgrade to the pizza.

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@skjask @YoelTIsrael I will always prefer poppy seeds and/or pumpkin seeds on my challah over sesame seeds.

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@skjask @HoffmanJess I am completely with you on this one…whenever I can, I tell the chef to hold the seeds (such as the fancy pizza shop next to Osher Ad in Bet Shemesh that surrounds all of its doughs with gobs of seeds) despite having no sesame allergy (though my brother has quite a bad one).

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@mikeeisenberg Didn’t our esteemed teachers emphasize to us that the Torah can also be read like fine literature? 🤔

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@AvielDabush @AryeErlich חשבתי שהרב לנדו עסוק מידי בלהתפרק על כמה מצבנו היו טוב לאין שיעור תחת הערבים והבריטים.

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Here’s how global haters of Israel redefine Genocide and buy time to avoid comparisons with the true ongoing Genocide in Rwanda. #PatheticHypocritalAntiSemites

[Mish @Mish_K_]

Every single person needs to listen to this.

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@Catch2Hunt @DBashIdeas Do you always irresponsibly judge people you’ve never met?! Certainly not the fine attributes of a Ben Torah.

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@Catch2Hunt @DBashIdeas Please; I don’t know who you are but I cannot be silent when one insults a Torah giant like Rabbi Sacks who embodied Torah and was a veritable walking Torah.

[David W. Eisen @IsraelTechLaw]

@AryeErlich לא הייתם נזרקים לכלבים לו הייתם מקיימים את האמור בפרקי אבות והייתם נושאים בעול חבריכם אשר מחרפים את נפשם עבורכם. זה מזכיר לי את העובדה שהציבור החרדי הוא הראשון לדרוש קבלת איברים להשתלה והוא האחרון לתרום בכלל. #בושה