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ooh hey!

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Once I was in the spa in a hotel in Vegas getting a massage. When I finished I turned over and to my shock Paul Rudd was massaging me. He saw me go in and convinced the masseuse to let him take over, thinking I’d notice immediately. I didn’t, and Paul did the entire rest of it.

[ṃαɾιѕѕ♡ @issa0820]

the things I would do to be able to watch GOT for the first time again

[didn’t ask, plus you’re ugly 🇲🇽🌴🍉🥭🍍🥥 @itsme__azairah]

Best Doritos hands down

[Hotel Lux @hotelluxband]

thoughts and prayers to the last occupant of our airbnb who clearly thought this coaster was a digestive

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Crazy April fools prank on my boss at the Amazon warehouse!!!

[kennedy @kingken709]

me when the spins by mac miller comes on shuffle

[𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐎𝐋𝐄⚜️ @rebelleflowerr_]

Self care is also who you let around you

[tiff @tiffohsnapp]

Thinking you found a parking spot and then boom. Kia fucking soul.

[SZA @sza]

Nothing is wrong w me . I’m allowed to feel all the things I feel. Nothing is permanent .

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“im just vibing” you have not eaten a vegetable in 17 days

[ṃαɾιѕѕ♡ @issa0820]

checker’s fries. that is all.

[🏋️ @MVPGO]

Our parents didn’t give a fukc about us.