Jocey Jump is my nameeee

serial retweeter 🤪

[karIA @kari_ok6]

Todos los hombres en el universo conocen su rol, excepto el macho humano.

[R @rjb_1998]

I fear you might just be a pervert sorry

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[ً @prinkasusa]

"Women are so emotional."

Meanwhile, after a woman requested a divorce, her husband k*lled all 8 of their children.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Too much minimalism will have your apartment looking like a Psych ward.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

someone said "i don't walk away to teach ppl a lesson i walk away when I've learned mine" quote of the yearrrr

[Aurum Amare @aurumamare]

Every woman in the comments is celebrating her life, while a lot of the men are trying to convince her she should feel ashamed. That says more about their fears than hers.

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

never let elders manipulate you to think disagreeing with them is a form of disrespect, not all elders are good people

[♡ 𝐿𝒾𝓈 ♡ @opalhoneybee]

And that’s why you should always listen to your wife

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Do not attempt casual conversation with me if you owe me an apology.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

I’m constantly telling myself “No one notices the small weird things I do!!!” and then I come on this website full of people doing exactly that

[Vhasa 🍉🇧🇮 @JayFromVenda]

Poor horse was probably wondering why the lettuce keeps moving.

[user @user84829272]

The instagram moms have finally gone too far

[🤔 @AFCLee_]

There’s no job that should require 5 rounds of interviews sorry

[Stop The Bollocks with Mirabel @MirabelTweets1]

When are we rioting, lads?

[nba youngho . @whorezx]

all that dirty ass money around a fresh baby is insane

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

When someone is talking to me, but I start to get distracted in my thoughts & end up not hearing anything

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Men be like “If I can't control a woman's body, then I want that body to die.”

[For A Marxism Without Guarantees @phethani4]

Afro what