Issac Montelongo

[the young thug of twt ひ @zaycondonez]

u gotta leave them nothin burgers alone and come fw a burger king

[corn dog @YoungThugVEVO]

how long after sex is it appropriate to hit my dougie

[The Goochyssey @bobgoochman]

y’all mind if a white boy speaks a little Minionese?

[𝙇𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙨🍊 @NoSleepLeems]

today i’m mexican…nigga

[Sacc @100mzsacc]

When you a real nigga you get speeches from everybody😭 its hard to hide it they see ts in you

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your honor you know how a white boy get on twisted tea

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

Walking into a bar and seeing that they sell $5 pitchers

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[🐳 @2001V01]

I'm in the McDonald's drive through guessing mobile order codes tryna hit for sumn crazy

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

Early birds get to eat mcdonalds breakfast

[۟ @clashmr_]

She wants a knight in shining armor but im just a chud in polyester

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

You’re all such sheep it’s actually laughable.

If you dig deep enough you realize these “police officers” are actually undercover agents sent by Clavicular to destroy this Frat Leader black site where young “pledges” are taught how to frame mog

Wake up, America

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Jestermax now brother. We have the watch. And I’ll framemog you in Valhalla

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[Wirelyss 👁️‍🗨️💫 @wirelyss]

Nobody is "unemployed" on stolen land, mom

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

My wrist been in the air so long that bitch cramping up ⌚️

[𝕽𝖆𝖏𝖆 @rajagotbandz]

White people see a opp and be like "we've got company"

[anya @yawnyaa]

call me a triangle with two equal sides the way i so sillies