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Markets, memes & the news that moves money. Receipts only.
Free signals: SOL: Ho4ZQy1iX7MyKHftLBBN3VoVrkG6rz4AnvNYK3Fw6Wr

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I lost $6,000 on meme coins.

$3,000 was 1.5 years of savings from working in Qatar.
The other $3,000 was a credit card.

I couldn't even tell my family.

That's why this page exists: I post the traps before you step in them.

What was your worst trade?

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@TedPillows A drop in DXY would be good for crypto.
A drop in my screen time would be good for me.
We both know which one happens first.

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@unusual_whales AI companies funding each other in a circle.
Me and my credit card invented this in 2023. It's called paying one card with another.

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@DeItaone BofA now sees three Fed hikes.
My credit card raised my rate three times this year without asking BofA.

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@Raven_slb GM. My research setup is very organized:
14 chart tabs, 3 group chats, and one guy on TikTok.

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@MikeThaMac GM. Still stacking sats.
Just at prices I don't tell my family about.

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@BitcoinMagazine 1,450 Texas towns buying Bitcoin.
Finally a city council meeting I'd actually watch.
"Item 4: the mayor bought the top again."

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@cryptorover Bitcoin reclaimed $70K.
The truck is out of the shop.
Engine still making weird noises.

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@DeItaone Goldman sees the S&P at 8,700.
My portfolio sees the S&P from a distance, through a window, like a kid outside a candy store.

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@Kalshi At $1 million it's not a starter home.
It's a finisher home. It finishes your savings, your 30s and your hairline.

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@chadscabal Every coin I buy is gearing up for a massive breakout.
Then I buy it and it breaks down instead.
You're welcome, sellers.

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@flamiliacrypto @superformxyz Happy Friday! Followed. I post the funny side of crypto and markets, mostly my own bad trades. What are you watching this week?

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Bitcoin went under $70K this week.

Every guy who said "I'll back up the truck under 70K":
the truck is in the shop.

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Building in public, day 2.

Found a bug: GitHub ran my daily report up to 7 hours late, so my bot posted it twice, two days in a row.

Fix: before posting, the bot now asks "did I already post today?"

Lesson: never trust a scheduler.

What's the dumbest bug you've shipped?

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@Dhruvam987 In, Dhruvam. Building a market desk run by AI agents: they track 42 smart-money wallets and the news, then post sourced charts. What are you building right now?

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@antonships Hey Anton, also building next to a day job, in Qatar. I run AI agents that track crypto wallets and the news and turn it into charts. Local models for notes is a smart angle. What made you move off the cloud ones?

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TL;DR: Nosana is a rental market for GPUs.

Hosts rent out idle GPUs → AI builders rent them by the hour → Solana keeps the books.

Try it: https://t.co/gKG9VZ70pM
Docs: https://t.co/BHATcfoTav

#NOSvember #CreatorChallenge

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Explaining @nosana_ai to a friend who has never heard of DePIN 🧵

AI runs on GPUs. Renting them from the big clouds is expensive, while millions of gaming GPUs sit idle most of the day.

Nosana connects the two.

#NOSvember #CreatorChallenge

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Why it matters:

Nosana's GPU list starts at $0.048 an hour for an RTX 3060, and Nosana says workloads can cost up to 6x less than on traditional clouds, depending on the job.

Idle GPUs earn, builders pay less, and the whole stack is open source.