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give me food and we are instantly best friends

[ㅤღ @issaprada]

@SharifNabhan grow up and accept that Trump’s the new president.

[sydney @xxsydn3yxx]

people don’t get that the flu kills 10x more people then the corona virus ever will.

[ㅤღ @issaprada]

just when i think i’m good, snapchat memories come around and kill me

[ㅤღ @issaprada]

i did everything for you, but it still wasn’t enough

[jaxxtaa @jaxxtaa]

Suck his dick, throw it back, handle the backshots, support his dreams, never give his pussy up, text him “be safe and have fun” every time he leaves the house, ask him if he ate, how his day was, be loyal, show him off, and I guarantee you he’s still gonna cheat sis 🥰❤️

[sydney @xxsydn3yxx]

if they take the office off netflix, i’m canceling my netflix subscription.

[sydney @xxsydn3yxx]

if you live in new england and can’t drive in the snow, do you even live in new england?

[sydney @xxsydn3yxx]

this guy in my class has been drinking twisted tea every morning in class and literally has it on his desk, so someone asked him why he was drinking alcohol in class and he deadass said “i didn’t even know these had alcohol in them, i just thought it was tea”

[sydney @xxsydn3yxx]

me when i’m about to have an attitude and be petty af

[sydney @xxsydn3yxx]

“can you take your break in 15 minutes?” https://t.co/I0up29Bgy1

[sydney @xxsydn3yxx]

basically every school has old ass books, don’t know why it’s such a big deal all of a sudden. https://t.co/KZ5Z878JSu

[sydney @xxsydn3yxx]

instagram should have a night mode like twitter does

[⎛⎝JayeCat⎠⎞ ⚧🪬 @JayeTweet]

HAHAHAHAHA

I can't stop rereading this and laughing

[𝑍𝑒𝑒 ᥫ᭡ @sighbrattt]

I hate a "it's up to you" ass nigga . Like boy if you don't plan something with yo unromantic ass 🤣

[Doc Hall @DocHallPhD]

When you’re the only two people talking in the group chat.

[s..s..send..h..h..hhelp @BIindPumber]

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[Sara Pelissero @sarapelissero]

Someone taught my 3-year-old a DMX song and ... I’m just not sure where to go from here. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️😳

[sydney @xxsydn3yxx]

me doing one thing after doing nothing all day