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[wop @issawop]

Last day of the bird. Rip

[para @sexyv1lla1n]

stole someone's chinese takeout and the fortune cookie said "you'll get what you deserve"

[PAR$ON$ @waaavydee]

Nigga like me play through the contact

[Hemant Mohapatra @MohapatraHemant]

The curse of discipline is that every day looks the same. The curse of indiscipline is that every year does.

[Kyrie🤞🏾 @KyrieIrving]

Don’t ever forget how you were treated when people thought you were finished.

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

white people don’t say “hobby” anymore. they say “i’m low key autistic and this is my current special interest and hyperfixation”

[eve @csiirac]

suicide is #BackOnTheTable

[i like food @messedupfoods]

“honey bring out the fine china” 🥹

[m @skitzocat]

to fuck around is human, to find out is divine

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

" I haven't seen you since we graduated"

Just give me your wallet and phone bro

[THE_Cityy🇳🇬✌🏾 @Imnot_bolu]

If the algorithm shows you this, you are due for a big win.

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

“You’re a lucky man”

Just say you wanna fuck my girl bro

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[AAKASH👀KAPIL @aakashkapil01]

Someone upload “The Odyssey” full movie on X.

Can you believe it? https://t.co/lyc3Vbfoc4

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: New study finds that a minimum-wage worker in 1971 had a lifestyle affordability similar to someone making $100K today.

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Never trust a salesman with an ugly girlfriend. He can’t close.

[fatai @fataidtb]

everyone you see poppin spent yrs locked in, don’t be fooled

[Deion 𓋹 @CalmDeion]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always work out for you.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

18 months. $5 trillion fucking dollars in 18 months. And we still don't have healthcare. And they gutted education. And food assistance. And food safety, and clean air, and clean water. And cut 300k federal jobs. Where the actual fuck is that new spending actually going?