Carmel Montalvo

Mainly here for The Young & the Restless. Occasionally here for Bravo. Always here for anything ridiculous.

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

Highest population of women wearing one-sleeved outfits is definitely Genoa City. #YR

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

Hey @BandB_CBS fans, did anyone else notice that Bill ripped a wet one in his scene with Poppy? #volumeup @don_diamont #BoldandBeautiful

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

@BandB_CBS Hey #BoldandBeautiful fans, did anyone else notice Bill ripped a wet one in this scene w/ Poppy? #volumeup @don_diamont

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

@tvdeets

[Raul @Raul6795]

Bring back Porsha, Nene, and Wig. This season is not giving #RHOA

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

@queensofbravo This was so next-level sick. Something is seriously deeply wrong with this man.

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

I know @DannyPellegrino agrees!

[Kate Chastain @Kate_Chastain]

I really wish they had produced the #PumpRulesReunion like a pay per view fight in Vegas.

I would have paid a stupid amount of money for a ring side seat. Can just imagine Peter walking around holding a sign between rounds 😭

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

@tvdeets @queensofbravo Looks like she’s filming at my great aunt’s house in Nebraska 😂

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

So ready for contouring to be over. I actually like actual human being faces, anyone else? #RHOBH

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Erika Jayne debuts her latest confessional for the new season of #RHOBH

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

@queensofbravo Why are they all walking like zombies?

[Nina Cortland @NinaCortland1]

Wait!!??!? What are they doing to their mouths???!!!? #BoldandBeautiful

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

Guerdy is the Jar Jar Binks of Housewives. #rhom #bravo

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

@MermaidDreamsx It’s Victor’s.

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

Did Thomas just call little Dougie a “butthole”, or am I hearing things? 😂@JMattAtkinson #BoldandBeautiful @YandR_CBS @YRInsider
@CliftonsNotes

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

Omg nobody told me @RobynDixonRHOP & @GizelleBryant had a baby together!!!! #RHOP @queensofbravo @BravoWWHL @Andy

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

In case anybody out there wants to see elderly people having sex, please tune into The Young and the Restless. #YR

❌❌❌👵🏻🎥👴🏼❌❌❌

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

@AaronDries Green💚

[Dezzie Gee @DezzieGee]

Terrance Howard said “mayne” 257 times in “Hustle & Flow” 😂

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

@dada_drummer @pitchfork I just worry that if professional musicians continue to put up with this robbery, these companies will never cease stealing from you.

[Carmel Montalvo @issharonok]

@dada_drummer @pitchfork I understand that streaming is a necessary and unfortunate reality for all professional musicians. However, I am specifically addressing your use of Spotify. Not other streaming platforms. Can’t one at least drop the most offending of the evils?