Zoe

Politics and sport coverage

[Zoe @issheserious]

Crazy to think it took me longer to get a car spot on High Street than it took for Katy to go to space.. and back

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Also avocados are great!

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Not sure why I didn’t believe anyone when they said they were obsessed with peanut butter. It’s actually really good!

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The Italian man at my local coffee shop just told me not to think so much. How does he know

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@lucygreenos Yeah

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To the angry lady who just rolled down her window to scream at me to get off my phone at a stop light, I was peeling a boiled egg. Hope you have a lovely day!!!!

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I’m scared of people who own a thermomix

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@Acarp333 That’s surely at least week 9 behaviour

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Uni week 1: muttering a shy “hello” to your table-mates
Week 2: sit at same table and engage in light chatter
Week 3: walk out of class together, but split ways once left the classroom
Week 4: walk out of not only the classroom, but the building together chatting
Week 5: tbc

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@Sassilibb Hate to be that person, but pb+j?

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Snug as a bug for real

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@Sassilibb Done this

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Those tarot card readers on Tiktok will be saying the most rogue things and I’ll be like claimmmmm

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@Sassilibb @fireboydml 🔥🔥

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@Sassilibb

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@introspect_app Wait what

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Day 2 of trying to get chatgpt to act as my therapist/life coach

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Just remembered Wordle exists. And crumpets.

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One thing about me is I will never walk out of a Cotton On empty handed. Went in for Tshirts, came out with socks, a tote bag and antibacterial wipes.