The Girl With The Hoops

Every thought will be tweeted - AS IS MY RIGHT.
I’m 5’9. I can't spell.

[The Girl With The Hoops @isssa_leon]

I won’t fact check fun facts. Whatever you tell me and however I misremember it will be spread. This is my religion.

[The Girl With The Hoops @isssa_leon]

@knittingfiendd You’re mad

[Lexi @knittingfiendd]

Me after telling my lesbian friends I used to date a man

[The Girl With The Hoops @isssa_leon]

Hell is personal.

In mine Chris Pratt is an omnipotent narrator only I can hear. And they’ve encouraged him to improvise.

[The Girl With The Hoops @isssa_leon]

I don’t understand why opening a door in a Tesla has anything to do with lowering my window.

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: Food Stylist On 24th Attempt To Make Chicken Sandwich More “Glamorous Yet Down-To-Earth”

[The Girl With The Hoops @isssa_leon]

I should be allowed to take tomorrow off to watch White Lotus

[Kevin Bravo @thatkevinbravo]

Here’s my complete illustration series for this year's Academy Awards, based on Mexican Loteria cards.

#Oscars #Oscars2025 #movies

[The Girl With The Hoops @isssa_leon]

Unfortunately moral is so low I’m back to thinking pockets in skirts is really exciting

[The Girl With The Hoops @isssa_leon]

nostalgic for the womb

[The Girl With The Hoops @isssa_leon]

I don’t know how to tell you this. If the sticker is on the apple after I slice it. I’m eating it.

[The Girl With The Hoops @isssa_leon]

@chenbot420 And I love to hear it!

[The Girl With The Hoops @isssa_leon]

Check on your Polly friends today

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

I am going to be laughing about this Julia Louis-Dreyfus service dog bit all night #SNL50

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Is there an SNL designated survivor locked safely in a midtown hotel?

[The Girl With The Hoops @isssa_leon]

The SNL 50th show is gonna make me write a think piece.

[The Girl With The Hoops @isssa_leon]

Doing in memoriam for their problematic behavior by giving it more air time????

[The Girl With The Hoops @isssa_leon]

Sketch after it is a continuation of the apology right?

[The Girl With The Hoops @isssa_leon]

SNL made their own fan edit and tricked me into watching it for 3 hours

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Effective immediately