issy

it ain’t safe for the block

[issy @issyazalea]

@danhinvesting Still sold out every time I go shops 🤣

[issy @issyazalea]

I am actually so fucking weird

[Lulu 🇶🇦 @just1u1u]

How do i make new friends as an adult after isolating myself for years ?

[issy @issyazalea]

Tuchel would’ve left one at home for Noni Madueke

[Championship Manager 01/02 @cm0102legends]

Technically this could have been England front 4!

🤯🤯🤯🤯

[✶ @uxcel]

please get comfortable with going to events, movies, concerts, coffee shops, museums by yourself so you don't miss out on life waiting on people

[issy @issyazalea]

@JayRD02 fresh from my scrabble victory on weds night actually

[issy @issyazalea]

If I had friends I would have love to have gone to Creamfields this weekend. Meanwhile…

[Conner Roberts @ConnerRoberts_]

All those missed penalties at Wembley today. Maybe if they made the goals smaller, make it a bit easier for the men cos that’s how it works, right?

[issy @issyazalea]

How to make friends in your 20s when you’re not an alcoholic

[Max @MaxRadwan]

Said as 4 penalties in the shootout were saved

[issy @issyazalea]

Why are men saying that the goals are too big but also complaining that so many penalties have been saved. Make it make sense bro

[alex 🇳🇬 @agizzlefizzle12]

make the goals smaller man this doesn’t make any sense

[issy @issyazalea]

Amazing to think of this plane sitting away for the rest of time if England hadn’t of won this

[Emily ☆ ☆ @emtalksfootball]

I am speechless, wow

[Jamie @JamieSAFC_]

The Venn diagram of people who find this funny and people who protest outside hotels because they want to "protect our women and children" is a fucking circle.

[issy @issyazalea]

In our MF prime. Growing up watching 2010s shambles makes this even better

[george @StokeyyG2]

Euro 2020 Men’s: Final
Euro 2021 Women’s: Win
WC 2022 Men’s: QF
Euro 2023 U21’s: Win
WC 2023 Women’s: Final
Euro 2024 Men’s: Final
Euro 2025 U21’s: Win
Euro 2025 Women: Win

This is England’s sport.

[England @England]

BACK-TO-BACK!! 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[issy @issyazalea]

ANNOUNCE BANK HOLIDAY!

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Champions!

Congratulations @Lionesses — what a team. What a game. What drama.

You dug deep when it mattered most and you’ve made the nation proud.

History makers.

[issy @issyazalea]

Having a sibling would have also sufficed I guess

[issy @issyazalea]

I miss having friends, was fun

[issy @issyazalea]

Bollocks

[issy @issyazalea]

Not to worry. Once Euros are finished, women’s football will be back on ITV4, would hate for it to clash with Emmerdale

[issy @issyazalea]

Are men going to talk about how good the France v Germany penalty shootout was? Or will they only mention women’s football when they’ve got something negative to say