Carly

(she/her)

[Carly @isthatcarly]

customers at work need to understand i am not here to serve them. i come to work everyday bc Zac Efron met his girlfriend while she was his waitress and i need that to happen to me.

[Carly @isthatcarly]

JILLLLLLL SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Carly @isthatcarly]

OWEN AND JILL GET INNNNNNNNN 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🔋🔋🔋

[The Walrus @thewalrus]

"While the men’s team was quietly suffering, losing, yearning to pass that elusive global threshold, the women’s team was changing the game and transforming the landscape of Canadian soccer," writes @hmrustad. #FIFAWorldCup
Read here: https://t.co/VBM7BFrDej

[Carly @isthatcarly]

made my dad’s birthday about me by giving him the funniest card

[Carly @isthatcarly]

actually can’t wait for christine sinclair to score in the world cup next summer just to one up cristiano ronaldo

[Carly @isthatcarly]

jen beattie saved that game, i love her so much

[Carly @isthatcarly]

arsenal women out there looking like the canadian mens team yesterday 🤧 i pretend i do not see

[Carly @isthatcarly]

why do they always do jordan nobbs dirty by making her stand next to the tallest kid

[Carly @isthatcarly]

why have i never met a man with celiac disease? is that just for girls only?

[Carly @isthatcarly]

sorry, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[Chucky @ChuckyIsReal]

.@harry_styles did @oliviawilde finally find out about the bald thing...? #chucky

[Carly @isthatcarly]

@ReincPress they really said starting ix +1

[Carly @isthatcarly]

@plainishnandos raising funds for the january transfers

[em @canxawfc]

put some respect on christine sinclair’s name

[Carly @isthatcarly]

@grossgracerose so wholesome !!! i needed that moment lol

[Carly @isthatcarly]

piers morgan shut up for five minutes challenge

[Carly @isthatcarly]

absolutely heart broken for beth mead. i hope she recovers quickly and takes care of her mental health! ACL injuries are as much a psychological injury as they are a physical one!

[arseblognews @arseblognews]

New: Arsenal confirm Beth Mead has ruptured her ACL https://t.co/nvp960fGIq #arsenal #afc

[Carly @isthatcarly]

kind of loving that during the collapse of twitter, the larries get to have one last go at trying to convince all of us that they’re right bc olivia and harry broke up

[Carly @isthatcarly]

crazy that the cure for seasonal depression is literally a routine, a multivitamin, and a little fake tan !!

[Carly @isthatcarly]

i think grealish could easily be convinced to kiss a dude on the pitch as a statement. i just don’t think it would take much to get him to do that.

[Carly @isthatcarly]

and i definitely didn’t need another reason to love and adore alex scott, bc there are already SO many

[Carly @isthatcarly]

i didn’t need another reason to dislike harry kane but i’m so glad he’s given me one :)