lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all
AOC is right. A medical emergency is one thing, but they found a sitting congresswoman in a nursing home a while back. It’s getting ridiculous. We need term limits now.
Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
We’re dramatically under-policing price fraud
You never know what anything costs anymore. Fees, forced tipping, mystery expenses for auto repair, tuition, the entire medical industry