AL PAL

string bean jean

[AL PAL @isthisalice]

Jean from Eastenders as various types of jeans:A thread

[AL PAL @isthisalice]

@aliceereed I just met a 17 year old called Alan

[AL PAL @isthisalice]

@aliceereed Leo set the loudest alarm at 5 am

[Pitch @pitchjokes]

new lacroix flavors!
-transported in a truck near bananas
-hint of hint of lime
-single skittle dissolved in water
-shy watermelon
-imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery

[AL PAL @isthisalice]

@aliceereed Did you wake up at 5 am?

[AL PAL @isthisalice]

@honorcavetoye If madams sad I'm sad

[AL PAL @isthisalice]

@honorcavetoye I'm praying for her

[AL PAL @isthisalice]

@aliceereed I've only got three but I do feel your pain

[AL PAL @isthisalice]

@honorcavetoye @IAMDlSGUSTED It's me your Cathy I've come home now

[AL PAL @isthisalice]

@honorcavetoye I sexually identify as a good person

[AL PAL @isthisalice]

@honorcavetoye Good

[AL PAL @isthisalice]

@honorcavetoye Umm what about going to the library with al jones

[Mrs. Milchick @Asha_soflossy]

Sex is cool but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims 😭

[nyeiri @flyeiri]

rah generic but exams like GCSEs and a-levels pure take this piss. So many talented and intelligent students don’t get to showcase their full potential due to timing restraints and being made to learn so much content only to be tested on such a small proportion, so stupid man

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

*ahem* *holds hand over heart*
my pussy tastes like pepsi cola *tears up* my eyes are wide like cherry pie https://t.co/I3Fr2fmlkt

[Max @maxegann]

NAAAAH this is actually too joke

[alopecia chlamydia @usedwifi]

the rats getting off the merchant ships and on their way to end the lives of 200 million people during the 1340’s

[Phil Mathers @philmatherz]

She has ACTUALLY done what I think she has done.... 😱😂😂

[Andy J. Pizza @andyjpizza]

I like to draw invisible things

[cardinal copium @emotionalpedant]

Is that Myra Hindley https://t.co/LEKuaiR4I5