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cowabummer

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and i’m still the same and i swear i’m never switching 😌☝🏼

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the canterbury tales are twee

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

got a new Vape. i wonder how long she will last with me— i wonder what adventures we will embark on, how she will stand by my side and lend me strength in my lowest moments… i believe each Vape i have is but a new avatar of the same reincarnation cycle. her soul is eternal

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it’s all fun and games till he pulls out the youtube shorts

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also did silver springs at karaoke (nobody clapped twice)

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did all too well at karaoke (nobody clapped)

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barking in meetings

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body goals

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genuinely feel like a feral fucking rat trying to find nicotine in los angeles county

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@AndyLudwig42 he was a rocker and i am toooooooooo

[Alpha November Delta Yankee @AndyLudwig42]

We went into that summer Baha boys, we left it Baha Men

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someone save my bestie she's listening to chillhop radio again

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@girlinthehitops everyday i rage a war on “from”, “whether”, and “with”. technically ok to start a sentence with, but something doesn’t quite feel right

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everyone come look! the english degree graduate is googling "how to start a sentence without 'and'" and getting paid to do it!!!!

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best part of being a copywriter is that a high percentage of my family still thinks i work in copyright law

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@attaboy_photo how much money do u think the first lady makes bffr

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love* is a losing game

*game pigeon cup pong

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@attaboy_photo breathe deep, take a walk, say a prayer, just anything but this my guy

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maybe some things are better left unsaid