Mark Sobolik

[Matt Fuller @MEPFuller]

Old people who are on Medicare opposing the expansion of Medicare is a perfect metaphor for that generation.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Hard to pick just one, but of all the seafood-based beverages available at gas stations, my favorite has to be Clamato.

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

When 600 agents were making a show of arresting 680 undocumented immigrants working at Mississippi processing plants, did anyone bother to arrest the employers? Or did they leave them undisturbed in the back room counting their money?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Bill Clinton banned assault weapons in 1994 and mass shootings dropped by 43%.

Bush and the GOP let the ban expire in 2004 and they went up over 230%.

#MassacreMitch

[Mark Sobolik @isthisthing_on]

Thanks to my father, whenever I am in traffic and I smell someone's car burning oil I am 100% positive that my car is seconds from exploding and I will be stranded on the side of the highway.

[Mark Sobolik @isthisthing_on]

@rainnwilson @ryansickler

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Reagan took the deficit from 70 billion to 175 billion. 
Bush 41 took it to 300 billion. 
Clinton got it to zero. 
Bush 43 took it from 0 to 1.2 trillion.
Obama halved it to 600 billion. 
Trump’s got it back to a trillion.

Morons: “Democrats cause deficits.”

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚂𝚢𝚕𝚟𝚊 🇦🇺🦘🪃 ✨ @elle_desylva]

As an Australian I find it odd that Ocasio-Cortez, Omar, Pressley and Tlaib are seen as the “far left” when they’re just fighting for things that, well, pretty much every other developed country has had for years.

Just my two cents.

[Mark Sobolik @isthisthing_on]

Twitter is probably a love/hate relationship for most people on here, but it would greatly increase my happiness quotient if I never again read the phrase "retweet if you agree". Basically saying that something horrible is happening, but I need recognition and attention.

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

Lincoln was literally shot in the head for ending slavery.

[Mark Sobolik @isthisthing_on]

@ZacBWB I'm way more down for chicken than a Minnesota Politeness Standoff.

[Mark Sobolik @isthisthing_on]

As someone who drives around town all day for a living, it would do wonders for my blood pressure if everyone could review the rules how a 4 way stop works.

[Mark Sobolik @isthisthing_on]

@revrrlewis This pic seriously looks like Drew Carey doing a bit.

[Mark Joseph Kremer @MarkJKremer]

PSA:

If I see you being rude to a cashier and treating them like they aren't human I will tell you about yourself in front of the entire store/restaurant.

They can't call you an ass but I can, and I will, and I just did it to someone.

Service employees aren't "below" you.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

to be perfectly clear. i love you